Lo. I have spawned.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

congratulations! i've got a couple friends who about to be parents for the first time, so i can empathize with your excitement. boy or girl?

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i want to piss on you

SCROE!!

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Batman created by Bob Kane

That wasn't an option dcom.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

OMG!!!! YaY! Gabe!

I've never prayed before... but oh dear God, save us all.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I noticed she still hasn't taken your last name. Are you sure it's your kid? Did Sarah get drunk one night and mistake you for the mailman or did you get drunk and mistake her for a donkey?

Oops! What I meant to say was "congratulations."

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

BTW, I think "Wirthling Coleman-Billings" has a lovely ring to it.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Cigars for all you fags!

Hurrah!

Now I feel obligated to toss one in my wife, just to keep up.

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What others say about boorite!

Congratulations, gabe!

........

Call him Inflatable_Man. If I can get chicka to call her kid Inflatable_Man as well, this could be the beginning of an unstoppable army that will blossom in twenty years or so.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Congrats Gabe!

I hope his/her first words are "Wirthling sucks".

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Poop.

Hmmmm.....

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Wow, congratulations Gabe!

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www.bradsucks.net

No word yet on the sex. But it doesn't really matter, 'cause either way I think we're naming it 'Zorgotha; Destroyer of Worlds'.

Or Pat.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Gabe...I don't know how to tell you this but...

The baby..

The baby is mine.

Sorry.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

If it comes out all red and it's first words are "RARRGH!" be very afraid.

But seriously, congratulations, Gabe! Must be something in the water, SC users are sprogging like bunnies these days.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Congratulations, my man! You'll make a great dad.

I'm reminded of this:

[Click to view comic: 'CC 141 - Gabe Part 24']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Wow, good luck on everything Mr. Colossal Geek!

That picture still looks more like a hurricane out in the Atlantic to me ...

Anyway, don't say I didn't warn you:

[Click to view comic: 'Stripcreator: The Next Generation']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Now we have to start calling him Colossal Geek Senior.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

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But seriously, congratulations, Gabe! Must be something in the water, SC users are sprogging like bunnies these days.

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The only way to truly tell if it's MaKK's baby without a DNA test is to see if it stays in there for more than 9 months. If it refuses to come out and listen to reason, it's definitely MaKK's, and I would buy a shotgun.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Fuck all this congratulations crap. I'm sorry. I'm really and truly sorry. Not for the baby. For the fact that your wife is pregnant and you have to be around for it.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

So far I haven't noticed a difference. Did you turn into a raging tyrant?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

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But seriously, congratulations, Gabe! Must be something in the water, SC users are sprogging like bunnies these days.

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cough!

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