molson canadian and busweiser, both my girlfriends finally meet.

Budweiser. Truly...the King of Beers.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

i was thinking about mixing them in a cooler and everytime i grab one, it'll be a suprise.

hmm i have 5 beer left out of my 24, where the hell did 19 beer go in one night. maybe i gave some to my friends, even though they had beer.

omg

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

So I actually give a shit.

Oh wait... no I don't!

lewl!!

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Poop.

thanks for taking the time to share your thoughts and views.

Nooo! Don't give away your BEEER! BEER IS LIIIIFFEEE!!!

I thought you meant 2x4's and clicked on this thread hoping for discussions of woodworking. I am very disappointed.

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What others say about boorite!

I thought maybe he was on death row and bribed the governor for a two-day stay of execution.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

And yet on further reflection, this topic does interest me slightly.

In my experience, which is not necessarily yours, if one drinks 19 Budweisers, or 19 Molson's, or a combination or mixture thereof totaling 19 12-oz servings of horrible beer, one will vomit like a Persian cat with a bad case of hairballs. This is because Budweiser and Molson's are repulsive substances in the first place. One or two Budweisers might send you retching, mouth desperately covered, to the nearest john. The increase in quantity, I find, has not just an additive but a multiplicative effect. To know Hell without dying, the straightest route is to drink 19 Budweisers.

Oh, but you will think you are dying.

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What others say about boorite!

Budweiser -- truly, the King of Beers.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I like to slam a 40 ouncer of Old English myself. But only as a chaser for half a bottle of Mad Dog.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Anyone who attempts to do what you describe will foam at the esophagus. Glorious purple foam.

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What others say about boorite!

I am saying they will turn into a small purple volcano.

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What others say about boorite!

no, i guess i never drank 19 anyways. i gave a few to my chcick friends when they ran out, i had about 14.

and Mr. boorite, what is your beer of choice?

Man-Wee Wee Lite!

lewl!

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Poop.

oh yeah

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

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and Mr. boorite, what is your beer of choice?

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Hey shank, did you realise when you bought those that they're the two pussiest beers around?

also: omg shank drinks beer omg he so cool omg

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Batman created by Bob Kane

well duh, that was obvious.

Those pussy beers have nothing on my brew! It's so dark you can't see through it even with a high-intensity light. And it has a much higher alcohol content than most beers. I give you:

i still prefer budweiser and canadian

The only place you should ever drink bottled beer is in a nuclear bunker when the rest of the world has been dessimated.

If you're that desperate.

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Dad was flammable

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no, i guess i never drank 19 anyways. i gave a few to my chcick friends when they ran out, i had about 14.

and Mr. boorite, what is your beer of choice?

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