Our dear friend boorite...

...has no pants. In order to get him some pants, or at least to help support his pantsless lifestyle, he will need donations.

Money would be nice, but our beloved boorite can get by on comics. Please donate a comic about boorite not having pants to this thread for his sake. The comics can speculate on why he has no pants, his pantsless adventures, or the general pantslessness of our dear, dear boorite.

Please donate to the Pants Fund. It's his only hope.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[Click to view comic: '... in which MikeyG gives boorite some pants']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'Legacy of Tears']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'Some Theories On Why Boorite Lacks Basic Pantage.']

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I has a flavor!

I made this one a while ago. I think it fits.

[Click to view comic: 'THE PANTS NABBER']

[Click to view comic: '3 more reasons why Boorite doesn't wear pants to work']
What's weird about this comic is that it has the words "More reasons" in the title, but I never made a comic titled "Reasons why...". Also, I made it in 2003. I'm a prophet, dammit.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

[Click to view comic: 'Pants Theory']

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[Click to view comic: 'Boorite in "Wet 'n' Wild"']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'Lack of Pants']

[Click to view comic: 'Pants Physics']

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Poop.

[Click to view comic: 'Doggy Rape']

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.

[Click to view comic: 'Pants Wars Episode One: The Pantom Menace']

[Click to view comic: 'Pants Wars Episode Two: Attack of the Pants']

[Click to view comic: 'Pants Wars Episode Three: Revenge of the Pants']

[Click to view comic: 'Pants Wars Episode Four: A New Toga']

[Click to view comic: 'Pants Wars Episode Five: The Empire Pants Back']

[Click to view comic: 'Pants Wars Episode Six: Return of the Pantsi']

[Click to view comic: 'Some Theories On The Lack of Boorite Pants']

[Click to view comic: 'More Theories On The Lack of Boorite Pants']

[Click to view comic: 'Blasted Thieves']

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

[Click to view comic: 'Theories on Pantslessness']

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[Click to view comic: 'Airport security']

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What others say about boorite!

Ivy inspired me. In the name of equal time ... (and a tip of the hat to the original Bugle Boy gag) ...

[Click to view comic: 'Pants Trek: The Motion Picture']
[Click to view comic: 'PT2: The Wrath of Pants']
[Click to view comic: 'PT3: The Search for Pants']
[Click to view comic: 'PT4: Taking the Pants Home']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

ivytheplant,

The middle trilogy of your "Pants Wars" series was good, but you should've gotten someone else to write the first three.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'Boorite in "School Daze"']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'Boorite Finds Pants']
[Click to view comic: 'The Crowd Gasps In Horror']

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

[Click to view comic: 'More Pantsless Theories']

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[Click to view comic: 'Shut up and deal!']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I'm giving 'Lack of Pants' a good rating.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

[Click to view comic: 'Unfunny Pants Comics #1']
[Click to view comic: 'Unfunny Pants Comics #2']
[Click to view comic: 'Unfunny Pants Comics #3']
[Click to view comic: 'Unfunny Pants Comics #4']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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ivytheplant,

The middle trilogy of your "Pants Wars" series was good, but you should've gotten someone else to write the first three.

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