Well, well, well, if it isn't little FTC. Long time no see. I remember when you were good friends with me. *cud chewing.*

To whoever hosts after me:
POST THESE LINKS
AND POST THAT THE NEXT HOST SHOULD POST THESE LINKS.
... and the host after that.
HOSTS! Read this first.
Awards List (Paste at judging)

Alright, ya skinny varmints. This here's the 44th Finish The Comic competition and I ain't gonna compromise nothin'. Not even biped's ass.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #44 Template']

Here's a lil' rule:

You may change the characters if you so wish. However, please don't stretch your imagination TOO much. I don't want two aliens standing back to back in one panel and then a fat guy and a dog staring at each other in the next. They gotta be the same characters in the first two panels STARING AT EACH OTHER. K? K.

Get going! You'll have till Saturday on the count'a school.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 44: A Fistful Of Gonads']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Biped, you of course, cannot win, since you just hosted the last one. But I will say this: BEST TITLE EVER.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 44: The Telling']

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Get Your War On

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 44: The Recollecting']

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Get Your War On

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 44: The Good, The Bad, And The Puta']

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Get Your War On

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 44: I Posted It First!']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'Cowboy on left dies in panel three.']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[Click to view comic: 'ftc44']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC#44: Hate when that happens']

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troelsea at gmail dot com

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #44: Retinal scan']

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

[Click to view comic: 'The Duel']

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AFROMANS MOVE

[Click to view comic: 'Feeding On The Inards Of Love']

[Click to view comic: 'Cross-Fucking Of Two Fucktards']

[Click to view comic: 'Munching On The Tittie Of A Chap Wearing Man-Slut']

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.

Is that an actual rule? This is the first time I've heard it.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'Citizen Shane']

Actually, this is the best title ever.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'Sprawl's Well that Ends Well']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #44 Fightin' for the wrong town']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC #44 Win-Win']

Is that an actual rule? This is the first time I've heard it.

It's just a courtesy rule in my book.

Courtesy? That's SO "Goofus and Gallant."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Goofus and Gallant are so in right now...pshh...

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.

[Click to view comic: 'Round Up the Heard']

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Get it right!

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

If that comic were syndicated, I'd be laughing at the Family Circus.

Kaufman: I dunno, Citizen Shane is pretty good, but I do like Fistfull of Gonads. The much coveted "Title Award" will be in question at judging!

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 44: Someone had to say it']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 44: Sartre-orial musings']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 44: Cue Nelson Muntz laugh']

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.