Well, well, well, if it isn't little FTC. Long time no see. I remember when you were good friends with me. *cud chewing.*

To whoever hosts after me:
POST THESE LINKS
AND POST THAT THE NEXT HOST SHOULD POST THESE LINKS.
... and the host after that.
HOSTS! Read this first.
Awards List (Paste at judging)

Alright, ya skinny varmints. This here's the 44th Finish The Comic competition and I ain't gonna compromise nothin'. Not even biped's ass.

FTC #44 Template by possums 9-11-04

Well, Cletus, this town ain't big enough for the both of us. Yer absolutely right... But before we fight, there's something I wants to tell you...

Here's a lil' rule:

You may change the characters if you so wish. However, please don't stretch your imagination TOO much. I don't want two aliens standing back to back in one panel and then a fat guy and a dog staring at each other in the next. They gotta be the same characters in the first two panels STARING AT EACH OTHER. K? K.

Get going! You'll have till Saturday on the count'a school.

FTC 44: A Fistful Of Gonads by biped 9-11-04

Well, Cletus, this town ain't big enough for the both of us. Yer absolutely right... But before we fight, there's something I wants to tell you... ...I'm yer twin sister.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Biped, you of course, cannot win, since you just hosted the last one. But I will say this: BEST TITLE EVER.

FTC 44: The Telling by Kr0n1c 9-11-04

Well, Cletus, this town ain't big enough for the both of us. Yer absolutely right... But before we fight, there's something I wants to tell you... ...I have three nipples.

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Get Your War On

FTC 44: The Recollecting by Kr0n1c 9-11-04

Well, Cletus, this town ain't big enough for the both of us. Yer absolutely right... But before we fight, there's something I wants to tell you... Two hours later. Well uh, I reckon it's about time ya told me what it was ya was about to tell me two hours ago. Hmm. Well spit in the fire and call the dogs! I'm having the dammest time recollecting.........lets make out.

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Get Your War On

FTC 44: The Good, The Bad, And The Puta by Kr0n1c 9-11-04

Well, Cletus, this town ain't big enough for the both of us. Yer absolutely right... But before we fight, there's something I wants to tell you... BLONDIE! YOU GET BACK HERE BLONDIE! YOUR MADRE ES UN PUTA! BLONDDIIIEEEEE!! *WEEYU-WEEYU-WAH-WAH-WAAAHHH*

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Get Your War On

FTC 44: I Posted It First! by kaufman 9-11-04

Well, Cletus, this town ain't big enough for the both of us. Yer absolutely right... But before we fight, there's something I wants to tell you... Go ahead ... Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Cowboy on left dies in panel three. by ObiJo 9-12-04

Well, Cletus, this town ain't big enough for the both of us. Yer absolutely right... But before we fight, there's something I wants to tell you... You was doomed from the start you titular sumbich.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

ftc44 by Denyer 9-12-04

Well, Cletus, this town ain't big enough for the both of us. Yer absolutely right... But before we fight, there's something I wants to tell you... They're enlarging the town by 75% next week.

FTC#44: Hate when that happens by lukket 9-12-04

Well, Cletus, this town ain't big enough for the both of us. Yer absolutely right... But before we fight, there's something I wants to tell you... Luke, I am yer pop!

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troelsea at gmail dot com

FTC #44: Retinal scan by Zegota 9-12-04

Well, Cletus, this town ain't big enough for the both of us. Yer absolutely right... But before we fight, there's something I wants to tell you... You've got something between yer teeth.

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

The Duel by EvilZak 9-12-04

Well, Cletus, this town ain't big enough for the both of us. Yer absolutely right... But before we fight, there's something I wants to tell you... I gots a foil Charizard!

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AFROMANS MOVE

Feeding On The Inards Of Love by NGrassi22 9-12-04

Well, Cletus, this town ain't big enough for the both of us. Yer absolutely right... But before we fight, there's something I wants to tell you... I ate your g0at.

Cross-Fucking Of Two Fucktards by NGrassi22 9-12-04

Well, Cletus, this town ain't big enough for the both of us. Yer absolutely right... But before we fight, there's something I wants to tell you... 3 Hours Later ...and that is how you impregnate a goat.

Munching On The Tittie Of A Chap Wearing Man-Slut by NGrassi22 9-12-04

Well, Cletus, this town ain't big enough for the both of us. Yer absolutely right... But before we fight, there's something I wants to tell you... ...I hate it when the raisin eat my nipples.

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.

Is that an actual rule? This is the first time I've heard it.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Citizen Shane by kaufman 9-12-04

Well, Cletus, this town ain't big enough for the both of us. Yer absolutely right... But before we fight, there's something I wants to tell you... Rosebud.

Actually, this is the best title ever.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Sprawl's Well that Ends Well by kaufman 9-12-04

Well, Cletus, this town ain't big enough for the both of us. Yer absolutely right... But before we fight, there's something I wants to tell you... At the town council meetin last night, they voted to annex the east farms. We've got developers comin in next month to put in 600 condos. You can live there.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

FTC #44 Fightin' for the wrong town by fzh 9-12-04

Well, Cletus, this town ain't big enough for the both of us. Yer absolutely right... But before we fight, there's something I wants to tell you... This here's the "grassy" background. Y'all supposed to use "field."

FTC #44 Win-Win by fzh 9-12-04

Well, Cletus, this town ain't big enough for the both of us. Yer absolutely right... But before we fight, there's something I wants to tell you... Wait....I din't say nothin bout fightin! I was jus gunna say I'm moving in with my mammy two towns over.

Is that an actual rule? This is the first time I've heard it.

It's just a courtesy rule in my book.

Courtesy? That's SO "Goofus and Gallant."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Goofus and Gallant are so in right now...pshh...

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.

Round Up the Heard by DrPedantic 9-13-04

Well, Cletus, this town ain't big enough for the both of us. Yer absolutely right... But before we fight, there's something I wants to tell you... What you meant to say is, "This town ISN'T big enough for the TWO of us."

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Get it right!

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

If that comic were syndicated, I'd be laughing at the Family Circus.

Kaufman: I dunno, Citizen Shane is pretty good, but I do like Fistfull of Gonads. The much coveted "Title Award" will be in question at judging!

FTC 44: Someone had to say it by MikeyG 9-12-04

Well, Cletus, this town ain't big enough for the both of us. Yer absolutely right... But before we fight, there's something I wants to tell you... I farted.

FTC 44: Sartre-orial musings by MikeyG 9-12-04

Well, Cletus, this town ain't big enough for the both of us. Yer absolutely right... But before we fight, there's something I wants to tell you... God don't exist, but if'n he did, he'd be in mah pants.

FTC 44: Cue Nelson Muntz laugh by MikeyG 9-14-04

Well, Cletus, this town ain't big enough for the both of us. Yer absolutely right... But before we fight, there's something I wants to tell you... Thur's a party in mah pants, butchoo ain't got an invaht.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.