I don't know about the rest of you regulars out there, but I make quite a few strips just for the hell of it that I never bother to post on the General Board since they're not topical, nor do they have a context on their own other than just as a comic. Here's one for your enjoyment.

[Click to view comic: 'You can feel the slap coming from a mile away...']

I know DragonXero probably has a lot, but how many of you have comics that you never posted on the main board? If you have any, let's see some of them.

yeah! all right...

[Click to view comic: 'Now for a Public Service Announcement']

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

or, in the spirit of this forum in general, you could start with "The Mildly Happy Hooker" and move forward. for that matter, you could make me one of your favorites! yeah!

erm... maybe not. (:

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Back when I was still capable of coming up with ideas independently, I used to make strips without posting them all the time. Of course, back then we could see our comics' relative ranking, so there was some feedback mechanism other than written communication. Anyway, I haven't written a comic that I didn't mean to post in some time, but that's more because I'm out of ideas than anything else. Obviously, not everyone has that problem, and some people have that problem but keep making comics anyway.

Here's what I believe to be the most recent comic of mine that didn't show up on the boards.

[Click to view comic: 'James Bond comes to the Strip Creator']

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

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or, in the spirit of this forum in general, you could start with "The Mildly Happy Hooker" and move forward. for that matter, you could make me one of your favorites! yeah!

erm... maybe not. (:

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I can identify with that.

*raises hand* Ohh ooh, that's me too! ;)

Pretty much all of my recent comics are for a specific thread on the forums. It just doesn't seem useful without the comic listings. If I have a good idea though, I will occasionally make up a new one.

[Click to view comic: 'Max Payne']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

[Click to view comic: 'Jesus explains creation']

don't think i posted this one anywhere.

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I LIVE!

My god, I think I ruptured something vital laughing at that one. Fucking hell, apejuice, welcome to the forum! *laugh* "Except you..." *laugh*

Incidentally, I did my own "Do I look fat?" strip many moons ago. Here it is...

[Click to view comic: 'Old joke, new punchline...']

Oh, and may I do the grandpa thing for a moment and point out that when I first started doing strips here, there was no forum. Low Pass had a few forums, but none devoted to the strip creator. I started hanging out there when JohnnyBrad made a dedicated forum. As such, the first slab of my strips are non-forum. I will dig up my favourite of that period and post it next...

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Okay, I went through my strips from the start one at a time, and here is the first one that I thought was pretty funny...

[Click to view comic: 'Go for your guns...']

Actually, even my first few aren't bad. Damn, where did all my funny go? :(

PS. Big Evil Dan is not included in my grandpa speech. I think he was here before me, actually...

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I like this one...

[Click to view comic: 'The Man With One Testicle']

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"I know how toast works."

Newbie. :p

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Hey, wow! I am reading all my strips again, and this one caught me totally by surprise...

[Click to view comic: 'I remember when my father sat me down...']

I remember writing it, but I had completely forgotten the punchline. I think it is one of my better strips, but I had almost no idea it was there...

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I like that! That made me laugh for the first time today! Thanks!

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"I know how toast works."

I was making comics while most of you were just twinkles in your ancestors' eyes, but I just never visited the forum. So almost all of mine have only been seen by my associates or other unfortunates who chose to read through my archives.

The stip below is my most critically acclaimed. Whether this is justified or no, you decide. To paraphrase Bill Hicks, I'm sorry if anyone's Catholic. Not because you may be offended, but just because you're Catholic.

[Click to view comic: 'Divine comedy']

Or the strip, even.

apejuice, that was freakin' cool! "But not you..."

Andydougan, that was just cruel. I think you're being too hard on Catholics. ;)

6th of March, Andy? HA!

I scoff at your claims of oldness. :P

*scoff scoff scoff*

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here's one i made tonight, long after my forum debut:

[Click to view comic: 'TITANIC: The Alternate Ending.']

i say "forum debut" rather than "boards debut" because it makes me feel like a penthouse correspondent.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Oh yeah, I have a bunch of comics like that, especially from my early days. For instance:

[Click to view comic: 'Speedball']

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6th of March, Andy? HA!

I scoff at your claims of oldness. :P

*scoff scoff scoff*

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I am glad you have yielded to my obviously superior fogeyhood.

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Get off my lawn!

Damn kids...

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

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Get off my lawn!
Damn kids...

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