My school is coming out with a comic book where various students draw for it. I signed up, but I'm having some writer's block. If you could, I would like to hear character ideas and story ideas from you.
It would help me alot. Thanks.

I have some superheros whos powers are comepletly lame do you want them?

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Yes.

1. Un-named superhero: power to fall from high places and live

2. Glow in the dark man: What do you think his power is?

Thats all I got so far hope it helps.

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How about Dog Man? All the other animals get to have super-heroes based on them, but dogs always get left out.

Hint: To make it more dramatic, refer to him occasionally as The Dog Man.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

What about the trials and tribulations of a Swamp Thing-like monster who goes to highschool? He has to get dates and go out for the football team and he has problems with stray weeds popping up on his face when he's nervous and he smells like pete moss. Maybe that's his name. Pete Moss. Deep down, though, the comic is about our inner prejudices.

Or you could do one about a two headed attorney, and one head is the defense and one if the prosecutor, but they never talk about work when they're at home. They have to work really hard to pop a surprise witness on the other.

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I have a costumed character, a baseball pitcher who turns down a career in the Major Leagues to don a black ski mask and fight the mob fixers who took his gambling-addicted brother's thumbs off with a carpet knife. He carries a bag of 8 balls (you know, like in billiards) and throws them at bad guys with bone-crushing force. He's called "8 Ball."

Also, he has eight testicles.

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How about a comic about a beaver who is embarassed about being a beaver. Maybe he'd rather be a cock (rooster) or an ass (donkey).

Or maybe you could make it about a bad-ass seal who grew up in the clubbing ghetto and although he got clubbed nine times (once in his jaw), he survived to tell the tale.

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Deep down, though, the comic is about our inner prejudices.

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I quite like the idea superheroes who are less "super" and more "mediocre". Like a guy who can fly, but at a top speed of 30mph.

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Yeah, or a guy with the strength of 2 men, 2.5 tops.

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Or a guy who fights crime only by using various machines and computers instead of actually being "super" at all.

Oh wait...

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Or a guy who can't leap over tall buildings, but only small houses.

How about the C3 group, comprised of:

1. Colonel Colostomy Bag- He catches your poo for you so you don't have to.

2. The Crimson Colonoscopy- He will make your anus bleed crimson! Eww.

3. Chuck- Reads the newspaper and drinks coffee.

How about Soccer Riot Man? He's like AquaMan, but when in trouble, he sends out a telepathic signal that summons 33,000 football rowdies to his aid. Well, not to his aid exactly, as they're not too picky about what they destroy, but Soccer Riot Man can at least escape in the ensuing melee.

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YOu can name him something like "ProbablyBetterThanYouMan" or "AboveAverageMan" or "Kinda Man" (like, he can kinda leap over stuff and kinda fly).

Plus, he can't burn through thinks with his vision, but he can heat up somebody's lunch for them or make it seem hot in a room.

He can't see through walls and stuff, but he can see what people have in their pockets.

Also, he doesn't have super-cold wind breath, but he can make leaves do that cool little twirlie-cyclone thing you always see in some empty schoolyard on TV.

And he's not bulletproof, but bees can't sting him and pinching is out of the question.

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This is great. I'm starting to develop a story around a mediocre super hero. More posting lousy powers and stuff will help.

Ceiling tile man: he can disguise himself as a ceiling tile and fight crime.

X-ray cat: Can see through wood and only wood

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X-ray cat: Can see through wood and only wood

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How about Woman Man?

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Speed: He's faster than a speeding ballet.

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X-ray cat: Can see through wood and only wood

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You got that from Freddy Got Fingered.

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It may not be terribly original or useful, but you may, if you wish, lift the character of 'Tinkerbell' wholesale from my strip. First link is below.

[Click to view comic: 'Tinkerbell and the League of Justice #1']

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You have got to show us the finished product boink.

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A few suggestions:

He can't fly fast enough to turn back the days, but if he concentrates he can make whatever he's doing end five minutes early.

He can't stretch quite as much as plastic man, but he can reach that spot on his back and fish quarters from behind radiators.

He does turn green with Hulk like rage, but he does rip his shorts when he's angry.

He doesn't exactly stand for truth, justice and the American way, but he does support his candidate and puts out signs.

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