I'm slightly pissed and feeling sociable, so here I am.

Here in Melbourne, Australia it's 2am on the first day of 2005, so happy new year to all of you.

How are we all?

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You fool! It's been the new year at WalMart for the past three weeks! Valentine's was yesterday and today it's spring gardening!

But...

WalMart can suck my alcohol-pickled DICK!

"The Easter Bunny court is at the other end of the mall. It's been up since two days after Christmas."

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Great, everyone's hanging out in 2005 but me.
I'm stuck doing laundry in 2004.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Glad to have you make a special appearance DexX.

And Chicka, I'm still stuck in 2004 too. As well.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

2005 is only 5 and half hours away for me; I'll give you advance warning if it sucks - the extra hours could be crucial.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I'm still in 1997.

SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!!!!

Yay 2005. I think if there were a thousand timezones in this state DexX would have beaten me by a few minutes.

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I'm still in 1997.

SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!!!!

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Yippee! The earth has gone around the sun one more time since the last time... it went around the sun... or something...

Wake me when we're about to plunge straight into it.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Wow. You're the guy that made the Cthulhu art. You're legendary.

I kneel before you.

DexX was one of the early regs. He was one of the people who swatted ME in the back of the head for being a dumbshit back in 2001.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Yep. He's member number 171, one day older than this site. Then the same day I got here, he got a bug up his ass and skulked off.

Shame. His comics were mostly pretty good.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Happy new year!

I've had 4 hours and 52 minutes of 2005, and so far nobody's hurt.

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I keep hoping my visage will be immortalized on a forumuser character, but I'm too afraid of what I'd end up as and how people would use said visage.

I can think of lots of amusing things already.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Nah, you're east of me. The midnight line would have hit you first.

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Ok, I finally shed off MMIV. Come on westerners, join me!

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Its been the new year for an hour and 18 minutes. Woo.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

It's been 2005 for about 2 hours and 15 minutes here. Yippee Yi Oh Cayenne pepper.

What are your new years resolutions everyone? I'm resolving to pick up a really bad habit so I have a really great resolution for next year.

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It's grime time.

My New Year's resolution is to never again use toothpaste as a lube for masturbation . Unless I'm out of hair conditioner.

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Get Your War On

And still, nobody knows a name for the 2000's yet.

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Sure we do - they're the "noughties".

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I resolve to:

Stop having emotions.
Stop going places for "holidays".
Stop fucking caring.
Start being a complete asshole.

Here's to 2005.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Nah, you're east of me. The midnight line would have hit you first.

Have you moved again? Or do I just not know where anything is?

It's 19 Naughty III !

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