http://liebography.com/ipod.htm

Wasn't this posted in Tattoo Barbie like 3 months ago?

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Poop.

Oh hell.

To quote Muskie:

"Now that's some fuckin' funny shit!"

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God willing, we will prevail, in peace and freedom from fear, and in true health, through the purity and essence of our natural fluids.

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Poop.

Fuck Tattoo Barbie. That thread is too big and scary to live. I've never clicked it once, and goddammit, I don't plan to start clicking it now...

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Great. Now I clicked it...

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

"Well, Dimitri, one of our generals... well, he went a little funny. You know... just... funny. And he went and did a... silly thing. Well- well I'll tell you what he did, Dimitri. He sent planes in to bomb your country. Now- now don't get angry, Dimitri. It was a little accident, a little breach of- now I'm sorry... don't tell me I'm not as sorry as you are, because I am- I am just as sorry as you are. Don't doubt my ability to be just as sorry as you are, Dimitri."

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"Mein Fuhrer! I can walk!"

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Poop.

You're gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola Company.

Coming soon: A series based on Strangelove... starring stripcreator regulars.

(hint: The Dr will be named Strangepun...)

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Not tonight, though.

Tonight I cry as I masturbate to yellowed, dog-eared magazine spreads of Raquel Welch. Tomorrow I do the series.

Hint: possums will play the coke machine.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

The best one was the Christina Aguilera i-Pod

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

STOP STAYING ON TOPIC!!!!

I wanna be slim pickens!

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

"One .45 caliber handgun. Two boxes of ammunition. Four day sanctioned army rations. 100 dollars in rubles. 100 dollars in gold. Combonation Russian phrasebook and bible. Four lipsticks. Three pairs of nylon stockings. Shit, a guy could have a pretty good time in Vegas with this stuff."

You wanna know what I think? I think you're some kind of deviated prevert. I think General Ripper found out about your preversion, and that you were organizing some kind of mutiny of preverts. Now MOVE!

What the fuck are we talking about?

No seriously, I have no idea what's going on.

We're stealing your stuff.

Go back to sleep.

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Dad was flammable

"Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh, depending on the breaks."

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"Gentlemen... gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!"

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Poop.

Rabid wins, picking the best quote from the movie.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Oh my... how ironic. Stanley Kubrick was a muthafucking genuis! I only wish he had lived long enough to do a scathing social commentary film about post-9/11 America. 'Eyes wide shut' was no way to bow out.

What is everyone's favorite Kubrick film? I love Strangelove (oh fuck... I love them all... even 'Eyes' is decent), but Clockwork Orange has to be my favorite.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

quote:

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What the fuck are we talking about?

No seriously, I have no idea what's going on.

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[i]We'll meet again, Don't know where, Dont know WHEEEEEEEN!!!!!, But I know we'll meet again some sunny day."

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE