Bout an hour ago a friend and I each chugged a 24 oz. bottle of maple syrup. It was the stupidest and nastiest thing I have ever done. I will never have syrup with anything ever again. If I hadn't puked I probably would have gone into shock. Which leads me to the question.

WHAT IS THE STUPIDEST THING YOU'VE EVER DONE?

Have you ever seen supertroopers, where they do pretty much the exact same thing?

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Back when I was all about trips I brewed up a psychedelic tea using some tropical Mimosa bark I bought from some supplier I found on the Internet. Among other things, I miscalculated the dosage by a factor of 10. After I got done puking I felt a fireworks factory exploding inside my skull. Never been more terrified.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

That scene was our inspiration. It was nothing like the movie though. Syrup tastes good on waffles and pancakes and the like, but when you feel the gooiness hit your throat and all the sugar in your mouth you wanna vomit. Ugh...

I did that with frenches mustard when i was around 13. it was hilarious and painful.

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Other than sign up for a ton of credit cards when I was a freshman in college and am still paying off years later...

Two years ago on a school field trip we went to these sand dunes. The prof told us if we jumed off at the right angle and landed halfway down, we would slide the rest of the way at the same rate as the sand and become "one with the sediment flow" (it was a sedimentology class). Of course everyone did it. I decided to show off and jumped, but I had to jump in a different area because frat boys wouldn't move out of the way from the main area. So I jumped.

And landed on my head halfway down and tumbled the rest of the way. A CAT scan and couple thousand dollars later...

The stupidest thing I've done is not leave stripcreator.com yet.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

maybe in order to leave, you need to get a half life.

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Back in college I enjoyed a senior year when, for some stranger reason, many girls seemed in favor of getting into my pants. Business was good. At one point a young lady was visiting campus. At the start of a party she threw herself at me. She was gorgeous and had every right to believe I would just say thank you and take her home. But something about here seemed so innocent and pure that I said no.

And I had to keep saying no to her all night.

Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

You think he's gone? He's not gone...but that's the whole point!!! He's NEVER GONE!!!

(From "What about Bob?")

You SEE????

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

The stupidest thing I ever did?

I joined the military.

I do have a lot of stupidity stories, but they all star my friends. I was always the voice of reason that was ignored, but out of guilt I stuck around in case they hurt themselves and needed help.

The worst thing a friend did was takea can of hairspray and a lighter and do the flamethrower trick. Except he wanted to see what would happen if he shot it through a box fan and forgot to make sure the fan was pointing away from him; he set his arm on fire and burned all the hair off, but no serious injury.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

you win for the stupidest thing ever

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joining the military wouldn't have been so stupid if you hadn't asked and told.

i did/do many stupid things when under the liberating influence of alcohol (that message is for you kids! alcohol's not only liberating but it makes you rich and famous too!). one time when a friend and i got really drunk as teenagers, we tried to break into a store at a strip mall. then unsuccessful but hungry we went to the mcdonalds not 60 feet away and ate out on the terrarce to watch the cops show up. we nearly left a permanent grimace colored stain on the benches when they came walking up to us. luckily they just asked if we'd seen anything and we said just some black kids in a cadillac blaring Body Count, but they must be harmless, right?

anyway they went to ask the fat fingered employees the same thing and we got the fuck out of their before hearing the answer.

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The asking andtelling was definitely the mistake. They asked if I was sure I wanted to join and I told them Yes.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Everything.
Especialy legally changing my name to Drawinger.

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Partcipate in the peanut butter skit, which caused me to blow peanutbutter out of my sinuses for 2 days.

And I'd do it again too!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

dated someone with scabies.

possums wins.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I believed in a thing called love.

Oooh ooh... Crazy little thing called love

!!snaps fingers from side to side and dances like carlton from The Fresh Prince of Bel Air!!

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Yeah, dude, never settle for the drummer.

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I has a flavor!

The stupidest thing I've ever done eat a full dinner at two Mexican restaurants in the same evening...there was so much glucose in my system that the next day I felt like the day of my worst hangover ever...which coincidently is the second stupidest thing I've ever done.

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If you do just one thing in life, then you need to get out more and expand your horizons. Honestly, that one thing can't possibly take-up all your time.

The stupidest thing I ever done was when I was 5 my parents was watching Flintstones and I was on the Stairs
And I recently seen "Superman" So I thought I could fly....I almost made it if it wasn't for that window.
Sometimes at school people call me SuperMan or God...but thats another story...a very weird one...

-Chaplin-

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"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Espcially since I rule." -Randel,Clerks

doubly weird since your homeschooled

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