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flickguy
Senior Comic Technician

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Well, folks... here it is... the CC before CC 300. The only thing that even comes close to hosting such a landmark contest is being the one who gets to pick who hosts it. (At least, that's what I'm telling myself since I'm not eligible in my own contest.) And so, here's what I want you to do:

(This would be the part called Rules. Or Guidelines. Or Things To Ignore Because You're a Jerk.)

1. Tell me why you should be the host of Contest 300. Treat this like an election campaign. Talk yourself up. Talk your opponents down. Run a clean campaign. Sling mud. Heck, sling feces for all I care.

2. You're limited to 10 comics, so get to the point when you're slinging your fecal mud.

3. I'm a clean jokes kind of guy, so you get extra points for avoiding sexual innuendo and profanity.

4. I also like puns, so you get extra points for those, too. Especially clever ones.

5. More like addendum to 4. Except kaufman, whose extra points will all go to charity. (This will help to eliminate my admitted bias toward that cat-monger.)

6. The most important rule. This contest is about you and your foes. No sucking up to the judge, even if he does deserve it. Any contestant caught with lips attached to my hind-end will be disqualified. And possibly stalked once the scandal has died down. Followed by a marriage proposal.

Those are the main rules. Other things like no old comics, no photoshops, no calling me girly man when you see me playing any kind of sport... those go without saying. Even though I said them.

Have fun! Oh yeah, and make me laugh. Judging will be in approximately one week.

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This is not my empire.

10-01-05 5:46pm (new)
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mandingo
weak stream

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10-01-05 6:22pm (new)
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mandingo
weak stream

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10-01-05 7:05pm (new)
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areallystupidguy
Poison Gas Pokemon

Member Rated:

[Click to view comic: 'CC 299']

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It's grime time.

10-01-05 8:07pm (new)
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fzh
Stripcreator Regular

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10-01-05 8:52pm (new)
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niteowl
Level 1 Forum Troll

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I love you, mandingo...in a sorta sexual tensiony kinda way.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

10-01-05 9:17pm (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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[Click to view comic: 'CC 299: Who Could Argue With This']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

10-02-05 12:04am (new)
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mandingo
weak stream

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well let's work some of that tension out, sailor

[Click to view comic: 'CC 299: News Conference']

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what if nigger meant kite

10-02-05 10:54am (new)
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finn34
King of Deadlines

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[Click to view comic: 'CC 299 : Pleas For A Piece']

[Click to view comic: 'CC299 : Please? For Peace?']

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

10-02-05 12:25pm (new)
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NeoVid
Stripcreator Irregular

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[Click to view comic: 'CC 299: The superior man']

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

10-02-05 1:32pm (new)
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lukket
Home Computer Futurist

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10-02-05 1:50pm (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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[Click to view comic: 'CC 299: The Following Is A Paid Political Announcement']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

10-02-05 2:05pm (new)
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friendy
Professional lurker

Member Rated:

Of course that's not what an entry for this contest is supposed to be but anyway:

[Click to view comic: 'CC 299: The Inevitable Way To Make Friendy The Host of CC300']

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Disclaimer: Sorry if some of my comics are offensive to somebody. They are created in a light-hearted mood and aren’t intended to hurt anyone.

10-02-05 3:45pm (new)
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HCRoyall
100mg Thorazine, Please

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[Click to view comic: 'CC 299']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 299']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 299']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

10-03-05 1:16am (new)
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finn34
King of Deadlines

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10-03-05 2:35am (new)
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HCRoyall
100mg Thorazine, Please

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[Click to view comic: 'CC 299']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 299']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

10-03-05 3:36am (new)
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UnknownEric
and the Goblet of Mountain Dew.

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10-03-05 7:55am (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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[Click to view comic: 'CC299: A simple plea']

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

10-03-05 9:12am (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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10-03-05 10:09am (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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Damned six part series...

[Click to view comic: 'CC299: DexX's Campaign #6']

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

10-03-05 10:10am (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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I am tempted to make some more one-off puns with my three remaining strips...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

10-03-05 10:15am (new)
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attitudechicka
is never bored.

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[Click to view comic: 'CC 299: I did not go camping with that dog!']

I know buttkissing is frowned upon, but I think flickguy is neat-o and I'm glad he won a contest.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

10-03-05 10:40am (new)
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jes_lawson
I don't know what I'm doing either

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10-03-05 11:05am (new)
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finn34
King of Deadlines

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6 and 7 of the top ten reasons to pick me.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 299 : Rebuttal']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 299 : Pre-emptive']

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

10-03-05 11:36am (new)
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mmyers
Passing through.

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10-03-05 12:11pm (new)
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