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I demand Stripcreator merchandise! I want to walk down the street wearing a shirt that proudly proclaims my penchant for ass-raping robots, cowboys discussing physics, or the frozen wasteland that is Brad's props character.
All I want is a warm bed, a kind word, unlimited power, and Stripcreator coffee mugs.
The coffee mugs might be difficult, but all you need is a blank t-shirt and some iron-on decal print paper for the shirts.
Speaking of which, I think I'm going to make some Angry Bacon Man t-shirts when I get home. The Bacon Men shall be on the back of the t-shirt, shouting "Rabia del Calamar!" so as to proclaim their creator, and the Stripcreator logo will be on the front, left-breast area so it looks all professional-like.
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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.