Magnets. They're "Support Our Troops" magnets. You can "find" them at any automatic car wash. Look in the side drain.
And Sheila across the street is cool and you know it.
My parents have like 12 of those magnets, my husband had two. He lost one and donated one to his dad who was anxious to have one too. Personally, I refuse to put the stupid things on my car. I don't believe the money raised is helping anyone and furthermore, the people who have the magnets seem to think they're God himself and cut me off at least once per day. I'm still more frightened of the jesus fish crowd, though.
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Mediocrity at its most average.