Hi. I'm gonna stop posting in the same style to try slip out of this bowl of shit as the complete opposite of when I "Fell" In. But it was partly true, I HAVE just broken up with my girlfreind and I still feel suicidal. So here we go...I'll be back with some ridiculous pixs in a sec...

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I was shoplifting a store and said gimme some lager. I was later to find out it was a laundretes.

aw, poor poodle

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I was shoplifting a store and said gimme some lager. I was later to find out it was a laundretes.

Why wont you just go away?

Your gonna start saying something stupid everyones going to tell you to fuck off, then your gonna feel worse then you did before.

Just go away.

You never gimme a chance crabby, do u?

(Starts plotting evil plan) It is all set all I need are these things: toilet roll, paper, iron, a boat, a box of tissues, a grannual of sand, a spice girls cd *shudder* saddam husane *shuddershudder* a comdom used by Maralyn Manson*shuddershuddershudder
shuddershuddershuddershuddershudder FAINT*

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I was shoplifting a store and said gimme some lager. I was later to find out it was a laundretes.

aww, look at you... you can't even spell (:

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

;-)

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I was shoplifting a store and said gimme some lager. I was later to find out it was a laundretes.

The problem with suicidal people is that so few of them actually go through with it.

Do the world a favor.

Please let me know if I've made you cry. I've always wanted to do that.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

sorry, LadyJ, better luck next time...

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I was shoplifting a store and said gimme some lager. I was later to find out it was a laundretes.

Howdy!

Apparently, it seems that you've touched a nerve with a few people here, mostly by means of horrible spelling, terrible netiquette, and broken-linked images. Well, I, being The One and all, decided to post a few suggestions for you to use in order to alter your public perception. *ahem*

1: Remember, you can always read over what you type. It never hurts to, y'know, proofread now and then. That's the biggest thing going against lots of people: thye kant spel.

2: Learn that being annoying will get you attention for a time, but will eventually lead to discomfort, pain and rejection. So stop while you're ahead. ^^

3: Understand that you, y'know, aren't the center of the Stripcreator.com universe. Oh, and that you, or any single person (I hope to Jah) never will be.

4: Stop sticking your foot in your mouth and stick to comicking. You're probably making *Someone* laugh by those... but as far as what I see here... um, NO.

5: If you're feeling suicidal, SEEK PROFESSIONAL FUCKING HELP, YOU DIPSHIT. Do not gamble with your life, as worthless to some as it may be.

6: Actually LISTEN to what people say. It'll get you far.

... there.

I am done.

-DH1

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Needs more sodomy.

That was sweet, DH... but very likely a wasted effort. Crabby's the only troll I've ever seen do an about-face. The odds of it happening twice to the same group in so short a span of time are astronomical.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

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2: Learn that being annoying will get you attention for a time, but will eventually lead to discomfort, pain and rejection. So stop while you're ahead. ^^

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I'm trying to make an "about face" but my feet are like BT being good for once. In other words I'm still working on it.

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I was shoplifting a store and said gimme some lager. I was later to find out it was a laundretes.

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2: Learn that being annoying will get you attention for a time, but will eventually lead to discomfort, pain and rejection. So stop while you're ahead. ^^

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Hey, no sweat. I was not trying to gain attention to myself. I realised that's what It looked like I was doin'. I'm trying to make a fresh start right here right now.

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That was sweet, DH... but very likely a wasted effort. Crabby's the only troll I've ever seen do an about-face.quote]

Thats the nicest thing LadyJ has ever said to me. I'm truly touched.

I worked hard to lose the troll label. I noticed everyone hated me so I stopped doing what I was doing and just started acting like myself. deisel, manky_man or whatever crappy new name you come out with will always suck. You suck manky_man. You can't help but be an idiot. I bet your just as stupid in real life.

Never go anywhere to try and make friends. Go there to do whatever is done there. Do it because you want to. Do it to the best of your kit and ken. Do that. IF you make a friend on the way, cool.

If not, so fucking what?

Friends are fellow travelers, not chattel or icons.

Make comics.

Or don't.

No medicine hat here, man. No acceptance or rejection. No answers. Just a web site that lets folks make comics and kick the shit around with other people who use it. If everybody on this bulliten board decided to not speak to me again as of tomorrow, I would feel no loss. Anything I've said, I meant. Anything I didn't, I am probably better off for the wisdom to not have done so.

Buck up.

Quit whining.

Stop waiting for something to happen here that will affirm your worth. That's your gig.

I just come here to write comic strips without having to actually draw them.

Why do you come here?

Until you can answer that, you're just having a piss in the wind.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

You made me cry. Feel better?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Deisel/manky_man can get a girlfriend and I can't. Now I want to commit suicide.

You made me cry. Feel better?

I think I just came.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I'll alert CNN.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Get one, yes...

Keep one... appearantly not.

Of course, if he's telling the truth, he's still at the age where relationships are pretty well meaningless anyway.

moh!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

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[Click to view comic: 'In Offense of 'Moh'...']

'moh' must DIE and burn in hell.

That is all.

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Needs more sodomy.

Deisel/manky_man can get a girlfriend and I can't. Now I want to commit suicide.

If you want my advice, go down Qudos of a Friday night, while the Freshers are still Fresh... or, better still, the Garage.

Then again, I don't have a girlfriend either, so my advice is probably not worth listening to. ;-)

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Worldwide Front for Islamic Jihad against Jews, Crusaders and Naughty Monkeys

-----EMOH!

Look at the poor fella.
Don't you feel bad now?

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Bollocks.

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