So, I have a midterm in about a half hour and I'm going in only having studied 2 of the 5 study questions hoping that those two are on the test. Its a bullshit eassay test where he gives you topics and you have to choose two and write about them. This teacher is kind of a douche, I have a good understanding of one of the questions which is on a book we read and I'll basically be good on any questions on the book. The other thing I studied up on was Robert Frosts use of nature in poetry. If he makes us write on three topics I'm screwed!

Also, I think I may be getting pink eye. Huzzah!

quit watching dogs taking a shit, thats the number one cause of pink eye.

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I could have used that advice a few days ago I suppose.

I am also afraid that I might have to go take a shit during the test. The urge is there. I'll update afterwards.

Wash your hands a lot.

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Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

it wont matter crabby ur pwnd ennyway

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That test was easy as balls so no worries, I'm still a little concerned about the pink eye and I'm about to go take a shit. I'll keep you all updated.

stop puting teh shit in ur eye it will get bettar

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I've asked my sister who's had pink eye and she says it just looks like I've been rubbing my eye too much and told me to stop being a pussy. I might have just gotten something in their at work or something. I'll keep you updated.

its been an hour...

i NEED to know more....

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UPDATE: I've been told by another source that it just looks like I've been rubbing it too much. We'll see how it looks in the morning and I'll give you all another update then.

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So, I have a midterm in about a half hour and I'm going in only having studied 2 of the 5 study questions hoping that those two are on the test. Its a bull**** eassay test where he gives you topics and you have to choose two and write about them. This teacher is kind of a douche, I have a good understanding of one of the questions which is on a book we read and I'll basically be good on any questions on the book. The other thing I studied up on was Robert Frosts use of nature in poetry. If he makes us write on three topics I'm screwed!

Also, I think I may be getting pink eye. Huzzah!

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So, I have a midterm in about a half hour and I'm going in only having studied 2 of the 5 study questions hoping that those two are on the test. Its a bull**** eassay test where he gives you topics and you have to choose two and write about them. This teacher is kind of a douche, I have a good understanding of one of the questions which is on a book we read and I'll basically be good on any questions on the book. The other thing I studied up on was Robert Frosts use of nature in poetry. If he makes us write on three topics I'm screwed!

Also, I think I may be getting pink eye. Huzzah!

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Oh boo fucking hoo! I slept through a final exam and might not graduate! Get back at us when you have real problems. This aint livejournal.

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Crabby, I need to know what the weather is like. What did you have for supper? What did you buy today?

TELL ME!

The weather was in the 70's, but there was a cold breeze which made it seem colder. I was just outside and its definetly light jacket weather. I ate a Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger from wendys and a medium fry. That was about 5 o clock. Then the test--

I didn't buy anything at all today. Tomorrow I plan to get gas. Its at about 3.05 here. So thatll be my last twenty bucks.

God, Chicagoland gas prices are rape.

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[Click to view comic: 'First Arriving at Work']
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My main memory of stuff like that is the teacher saying, "You didn't read the text, did you?" and me saying, "No."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

My eye is fine today.

Let's get fucked up and die

I have a test in half an hour. The prof "hates study guides," didn't know what was going to be on the test so he said to "know everything," couldn't even tell us what format it will be in since he only wrote it last night, refuses to give us any information outside of class, and the TA hasn't returned phone calls or emails in a week.

I'm so looking forward to this...

wow, i totally missed out on the whole higher education thing. makes me feel left out. good thing i'm an alcoholic.

and thanks Crabby for posting some work related comics. i was beginning to think i was the only one who had to work for a living since i stopped robbing liquor stores.

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Today on the way to work I noticed something unusual. I drive the same way to work everyday and everyday at the corner of Irving park are cumberland, I see the same homeless man with a sign that reads, "Homeless Eclademic." I once asked him what his sign meant and he told me, "I get alotta seizures and shit." Well, today I get to the corner and there was a new beggar there. This man had a sign that read:

Homeless Cab Driver
Veteran need $$$$$$
To raise cash for cab license

This mans sign was made using colored sharpies and everything. His clothes also weren't shabby at all and he looked so menacing nice that I assume he is some sort of murderer.

So my question is, did he kill eclademic man?

I think the sweetest exam I ever wrote in uni was my philosophy midterm where I fell asleep no less than 3 times while writing the exam, due to indulging a little too early in the day, and I still managed to pass.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

I left all my coursework till the last week, and I managed to get it all in today, I mean it's awful but its done.

Creating a website in 2 days was fun

Oh, and I never said "buttfucking" in my radio advert, sorry boorite :(

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