this thread is for sophisticated chat and banter amongst british citizens of the united kingdom only.

british soldiers are 89.8 % more likely to pull a woman in afganistan than a yank. and 98.2% more likly to pull a woman in afganistan than an afgan male.

Pull a woman?  Like, on a red wagon, down the street?

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Fuck Britain, I'm Scottish. All aboard my red wagon!

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Dad was flammable

You're on the wagon?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

For a moment I thought you said, "red dragon". That would have been awesome.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Scotland FTW

Bitches.

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

I'm FUCKING Scottish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...in the ass.  With a greased cactus.  They love it.

mattmallone

And I still don't know what the fuck THAT means.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

i lyke gramor errerz.

I can get sex on my accent alone.

Irish > *

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Poo perhaps?

not_Scyess

And I still don't know what the fuck THAT means.

I got this e-mail from a friend today:

What if I'm fucking someone who is British? Can I post in this thread then?

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

I had some Earl Grey today. Does that count?

choadwarrior

And I still don't know what the fuck THAT means.

I got this e-mail from a friend today:

That clarifies things a bit.  I was confused why the British are more likely to pull an Afghan woman than yank her.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

i pulled a right fucking munter, i licked her fanny when i was pissed

Richard Garriot is Lord FUCKING British.

quote:

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Poop.

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Poop.

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Poop.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

biped

you have uncle sam, we have uncle pedo 

Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON....AND...AND...

 

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thats freaky!!, mine look just like that!!

but with a few pubes scattered about