Well, DexX, looks like I'm all yours for one night. You don't mind if I stop at a few karaoke bars and get sloshed on the way in, do you? It would be nice to sing into a mic that actually works...

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I'm sure Mrs. DexX will be glad to know her husband just won a 17 year old American girl in a contest.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Oooo, spicy.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I'm sure Mrs. DexX will be glad to know her husband just won a 17 year old American girl in a contest.

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Yeah, now there will finally be somebody in the house that can open the pickle jars...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Where Did That Come From? by gabe_billings 9-22-01

Uh, honey. Who's that in our living room? Oh, that's just Joey. And she is? Just some American lass I won in a contest. Why is she dressed in a kangaroo costume? Oh, no reason.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Well that was loads of fun - and only one tragedy and some minor bickering in the process. Best of luck running the next cup, DexX. I would enjoy judging from the sidelines this go around.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

not me! i wanna go again! i must avenge my early exit! you will all pay! MWA-HA-HA-Ha-ha-ha... ck...hack...hmm.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

I'll be a judge again unless you have trouble getting eight contestants. If for some reason you're short a contestant or two, I'll compete.

I'm ready to make it out of the first round in the next one.

Wait! I'll be starting a new thread for cup signups in just a moment, so take it over there. Yes, that means that if you have expressed interest over here, go and do it again in the correct thread.

...but not yet, as I have to get my brownies out of the oven. (Jaffa! Mmmmmm....)

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I almost asked how you knew my nickname then realized it was on my webpage. Is the kangaroo bit in reference to me being "Joey"?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

no, just DexX's fetish

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Of course it was.

No, not really. That's a Kaufman sort of line. I don't think that much. I figure my brain has only so much processing time on it and I don't want to waste any on frivolites.

And as skagg mentioned, Dexx does have a kangaroo fetish.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

It's not really a fetish. I think they are yummy, so I cook their flesh and eat it.

A public service announcement from DexX... by DexX 9-23-01

In the past, I have suggested many times that the flesh of kangaroos not only tastes wonderful, but is low in fat and cholesterol and high in nutrients. I now retract these statements, fully and without reservation. Kangaroo meat tastes awful, and will make you terribly sick if you ever eat it. I apologise to anybody who may have been offended or harmed as a result of my comments, especially the innocent kangaroos... Keep talking, chubby, you're doing just fine...

Uh... no I don't...

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Of course it was.

No, not really. That's a Kaufman sort of line.

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Ack! I don't know if I've been adjectived before.

But it's not just my line. As I've been known to say, "Joey to the world."

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Hey, Kaufman - in commenting upon your name (proper noun) being used as a verb, you used the word adjective, a noun, as a verb. ... Look I'm a linguist, okay? I find shit like this interesting. *grumble*

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Hey, Kaufman - in commenting upon your name (proper noun) being used as a verb, you used the word adjective, a noun, as a verb. ... Look I'm a linguist, okay? I find shit like this interesting. *grumble*

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Ok, that was entirely intentional, playing off the famous quotation that any noun can be verbed. Of course it's left as an exercise for the interested reader to determing if any part of speech can be otherPOSed.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I recently had a bowl of kangaroo and ostritch meat in a kind of murky onion gravy. It tasted quite dirty and I won't be eating it again.

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