It gets better and better with these fuckheads. Can we please get these evil FUCKS out of office?

http://cnn.aimtoday.cnn.com/news/story.jsp?idq=/ff/story/0001/20040622/1935117171.htm

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

100 pages, by the way. Soon to be 3000 posts.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Newsflash: November election uncallable. Pollsters institute coin-toss method. Pundits admit knowing nothing, continue talking.

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What others say about boorite!

It's YOU my sig is chasing, boorite.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

That thing needs to die.

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What others say about boorite!

It's true. Whether you're gay or straight, that's just fucking creepy.

Try this one...
http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/news/062104_local_talkshow.html

And just wait on the Rummy bit. It will come out I'm right.

Bets anyone?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I don't know who that person in the story is or why I should care.

I'm still not sure why I should be interested in the splitting of hairs over the treatment of people who are trying to kill us either. I'm so glad you are so vigourously defending the rights of those people though, Spankling. That's a great purpose in life you have right now.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

I like how MaKK was on a humanitarian kick a couple pages ago and now he gives two shits about human rights.

You are simply a troll.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

What was my humanitarian kick? I said people classified as POWs should be afforded the protection of the Geneva conventions and that information should be gotten out of non-POW al-Qaeda by any means neccessary. I haven't changed that idea in my posts as far as I know.

On a side note, I do think humanitarian aid is important. I don't see how that is relevant, though.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

Ahem...
http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml;jsessionid=GWJKPRFOMZXBMCRBAEZSFFA?type=politicsNews&storyID=5499873

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0623041doj1.html

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Yeah it's so nice the Democrats are stepping in front of our critical intelligence-gathering abilities to make their bid for the presidency. Rumsfield allowed dogs to bark at prisoners. *AHEM* oh yeah that's pretty bad.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

Allowing dogs to bark at prisoners? Way to minimalize.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Spankling said...

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Try this one...
http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/news/062104_local_talkshow.html

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Speaking of which, I have to say that he Supremes so dodged the "One nation under God" in the Pledge question. Looking to avoid a ruling during a Presidential election, maybe?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I'm not a conservative and the people on the radio don't make laws so I still don't care. I can't imagine this proves that conservatives sleep with underage girls though, so I'm not sure the political point.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

mak isn't conservative. He's a right-wing wack-job, like Bush.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

1st-Quarter Growth Slashed, Inflation Up

Thanks Bush. Nice recovery we got going here. To bad it only lasts as long as the lie is not reversed.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

http://news.lycos.com/news/story.asp?section=MyLycos&storyId=884082

U.S. Army Told Not to Use Israeli Bullets in Iraq? Now that is just silly. Why not die from one bullet as another? And why send our kids in without bullets?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I didn't know being pro-war made me a conservative.

It was raining today, and I wanted to go on a bike ride. Thanks Bush.

You're right, we're being far too sensitive to the feelings of the enemy. We should let gay Israelis butt rape them when we take them prisoner if you ask me.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

Bush banned bike riding after his crash and burn last month. You know this country's in bad shape when the president can't eat pretzels or take a bike ride without injuring himself.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Ronald Reagan, J.R. was recently heard criticizing the war in Iraq. Bush responded, "Well, what would a son of a former president know about war?" Good fucking point.

Do you have a source on that? That's loaded with so much irony that I can't help but laugh and then bang my head against my desk when I realize that this guy is somehow neck-and-neck in his re-election campaign.

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Blue is the color of victory.

I didn't know being pro-war made me a conservative.

It was raining today, and I wanted to go on a bike ride. Thanks Bush.

And, conservatives are fiscally responsible. Bush is not conservative.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I probably wouldn't classify Bush as a conservative either. I'm not quite sure what you're serving me that I've been dishing in respect to you not classifying conservatives correctly, or you blaming the president for things he has no control over, but ok, if you say so.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008