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"Who throws a shoe? I mean- REALLY!"  -Austen Powers

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lulzorz bush iz bad prez

what's funny is that every member of the audience is wearing shoes, except for that one, and her name's Elisabeth Shue

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what if nigger meant kite

It's raining in San Diego! =)

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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Is it raining men?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

biped

I hear it's raining Fran Drescher 

It's raining pieces of Fran Drescher!

Ding-Dong the witch is dead!

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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

vagrancy

No, it isn't.  Damn, that was a torrent yesterday, though.  I had to get in my car from the sidewalk on the passenger side when I was leaving my boss' house yesterday because the water in the street was at least 6 inches deep.

biped

HALLELUJAH!  

[q]No, it isn't.  Damn, that was a torrent yesterday, though.  I had to get in my car from the sidewalk on the passenger side when I was leaving my boss' house yesterday because the water in the street was at least 6 inches deep.[/q]

It rained yesterday but the day before it was sunny/cloudy. The roads in Escondido were flooded and driving on it was uber scary. =(

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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Despite the fact that my college is on Christmas break, I received a emergency text from them on my phone at 5:30 AM saying that all classes had been cancelled for today... Well, at least I HOPE my college is on Christmas break.

You did take your semester finals, didn't you?

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Hey, I should learn how to quote and preview my posts.

Ahh there we go. I just took my last one yesterday! WA-HOO.

Good luck with your final Big Frank and to anybody else here taking finals. Cheers! <3

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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

I only had one final and it was last Wednesday, but six project/presentations in five classes. I prefer those over exams seeing as I can't take tests worth a shit.

At least I pulled a 3.0 this semester 

BigFrank105

I always pictured you with a bigger wang than that.

choadwarrior

I always pictured you with a bigger wang than that.

It was cold and I was really drunk. 

I herby announce this: http://www.youtube.com/v/Ahg6qcgoay4&hl=en&fs=1

is awesome.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Here, for your Yuletide pleasure, is a beautiful Christmas poem that I wrote:

Christmas time?  The plot now thickens!
Soon, your house will be filled with chickens.
Thousands of them, in every room
To chase away your wint'ry gloom.

World in turmoil?  I don't care
Chickens!  Chickens!  Everywhere!
Look--they're in my underwear
Chickens!  Chickens!  Everywhere!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Jesus never masturbated.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

boloboffin

then explain the hymn, "Oh Cum All Ye Faithful" 

choadwarrior

then explain the hymn, "Oh Cum All Ye Faithful" 

Only the faithful are enjoined to cum. Jesus, knowing Himself to exist, has no faith in himself.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

boloboffin

then explain the hymn, "Oh Cum All Ye Faithful" 

Only the faithful are enjoined to cum. Jesus, knowing Himself to exist, has no faith in himself.

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what if nigger meant kite

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

My marriage has ended. I am in the process of getting a divorce. I am taking a break from stripcreator for a while. Those who have access to BirthdayThread may decide how to deal with that account. I'll be around periodically, but I will not be as active.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

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