Here, for your Yuletide pleasure, is a beautiful Christmas poem that I wrote:
Christmas time? The plot now thickens!
Soon, your house will be filled with chickens.
Thousands of them, in every room
To chase away your wint'ry gloom.
World in turmoil? I don't care
Chickens! Chickens! Everywhere!
Look--they're in my underwear
Chickens! Chickens! Everywhere!
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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.