I'm not a conservative and the people on the radio don't make laws so I still don't care. I can't imagine this proves that conservatives sleep with underage girls though, so I'm not sure the political point.
This is why you are so frustrating to deal with. The point is crystal clear and laid out in the first sentence, but you choose to miss it.
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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.