KajunFirefly
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areallystupidguy Vs Ewwwww
Someone is invading Earth.
They only know what they've seen in commercials.
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| greetings, earth creature. take me to your payphone. | |
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| you know, "C-A-L-L-A-T-T!" the strange red haired human commands me. i must speak with this high ranking human ambassador! tell me where he is immediately! | |
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| dude, that's carrot top! he's not an ambassador or anything! | |
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| you have been trained well. you are obviously not planning on telling me. tell me, would you dooooOOooo it for a klondike bar? | |
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| Howdy, friend what can I do for you? | |
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| I come from Space. We want to invade earth. | |
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little_kitty Vs Crabby
Write a 3-panel love story.
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| Oh... OH how I love thee! | |
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| *giggle* what do you love about me? | |
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| i love your sweet juicy inside, and your sesame seed outside... | |
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| *giggle giggle* oh frank you... wait... frank, turn on the light! | |
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| Hey, yeah, you're in my History class aren't you? You sit next to that smelly girl with the ratty hair. | |
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| Yeah, her name is Shirley. She's nice but you know. She smells and has ratty hair. | |
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| Ok,Ok, shut the fuck up! Can you hook me up with her or not you flat chested bitch! | |
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| I've always had such a crush on you. I was always to nervous to talk to you though. I'm glad your bitchy friend showed up to introduce us. | |
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| I'm going to cover you in hog fat and explore your anus for the first time. I'm going to make you feel like the prettiest girl on the face of the earth! | |
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I shall work out where the table stands and post it at the end of March 2004.
--- Dad was flammable
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