Now he's got a sense of humor about it. Shank, I like your comics. I like you so far. Don't make me change my mind. And where are you from, sonny jim?
It's the hat backwards, the necklace, and the shirtlessness that aims me towards the wiggerness. And I guarantee you, hands down if you walk up to me in that get-up, I WILL call you a Wigger. But it's cool, because I have a few friends scattered around the East Coast that are Wiggers and I love them as much as I laugh at them. Don't cry, son, dry yo' eyes. Here comes your mama with those two li'l guys.
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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.