No. I wont.

Its getting hot in here. What should I do about it?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

You should attend a Corey Feldman film festival.

If you had the opportunity to have sex with Corey Feldman a thousand times, would you do it all at once or space it out over a period of time?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I wouldn't.

If one train is going 30 mph east from Timbuktu and another train is going 20 mph west from Burbank, and it is 10:15 in Eastern Standard time, what the hell does that have to do with all the tea in China?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Nothing. It's simply a metaphor for how many times you would have sex with Corey Feldman.

Do you think that the phrase "one nation under Corey Feldman" should be added to the Pledge of Alligiance now, or should we wait until the entire world is run by one central government with Corey Feldman as the supreme ruler?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Wait until he's the supreme ruler, change it, then impeach him.

Who the fuck is Corey Feldman?

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It's grime time.

I think he's my dad.

Who the fuck is Corey Haim?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I think he's in gay porn.

Do you know why this is going to hurt me more than it'll hurt you?

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Because you're a player and you don't have love for hos like me.

If I had no arms and asked if I could hug you, would you let me?

Only if you promise to lend me a hand afterwards.

Do you know the muffin man?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Yeah, he's a whore.

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Don't tell anybody this, but I am secretly BIRD MAN (not the rapper).

Do you remember what you were doing with MikeyG, AthiestDiary, Nooniepuubunnie, possums, and biped last night?

No, but the next time someone puts you in a sleeper hold, beware, because next morning, your anus will really hurt!

Wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-what?!

I said I really enjoyed ass-raping you last night while you were unconcious.

So, did you find the money I stuffed up there yet?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I really regret doing it now, but I managed to retrieve 10 bucks with the pliers. I dunno how much more is down there. I bought some gumballs with it though!

Want one?

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It's grime time.

All I found was a used tampon.

Oh wait, was that supposed to be possum's ass?

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Not sure. It was a tad confusing after we mass-raped him the seventh time in a row.

Say, did you find an unused condom anywhere?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

No, but I've got a feeling possums knows where all the used ones are.

Did you kill that guy?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

What guy? Ate de Jong? If so, yes. I mean no.

Who's been tampering with my questions?

Wasn't me. Mmm...tampering.

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

I'd go to the store and pay money for the 6-pack of Klondike bars, you ass.

Could you fit the entire NC State drumline up your ass?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Yes, and you could, too.

Can I fit my cock up your ass as well?

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Yes you can, but you do know anal sex is a big pain in the ass.

I am currently eating a cranberry bagel with honey walnut cream cheese. Does anybody want a piece?

No thank you, I already ate.

Anybody up for a game of naked twister?

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I has a flavor!

Sure, but are you up for the biscuit game?

As long as the biscuits I get to eat are biped's.

Doesn't David from Independence Day have a nice cleavage?