President Obama has vowed to find a cure for homosexuality.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

"Do, or do not.  There is no 'vow.'"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

A few weeks ago Diet Rite pure zero cola became my new favorite Diet soft-drink. It beat out Pepsi Max by a smidgen.

And yes that means I have abandoned Diet RC-COLA.

RCCOLAMAN

fuck you 

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I made a Facebook page for my dog. You may ridicule me now.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Haha, we have far too much free time.

I feel like ridiculing you for making a Facebook page for your dog, but I find myself slightly jealous of your free time.  I spend all my time outside of work dancing tango, learning languages, practicing trapeze, playing drums, and performing onstage.  Sometimes I wish I had the free time to sit in the dark by myself and waste hours upon hours my life of publishing a useless page that no one but me cares about.

Not that I would do it, mind you.  But it would be nice to have time to do it so I could use that time to do something else that's way more fun and less pathetic.

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"Old" is the old new.

HCRoyall

Ha, ha! You made a Facebook page! 

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I made a Dogbook page for my face.

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I has a flavor!

UnknownEric

I read that and immediately went to register dogbook.com, but it was already taken.

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"Old" is the old new.

Scyess

I read that and immediately went to register dogbook.com, but it was already taken.

Better luck next time.

In better news, I registered dogbook.com

Congratulations on breaking was has to be the all-time speed record for developing a complete, interactive dog racing web site.  Then again, I guess you guys are all about speed.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I lied.

You caught me.  I don't know a thing about dogbooks.

Maybe it isn't too late to register DogSpace.com.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

I possibly maybe have a mancrush on Björk.

I only like Bjork when she's wearing her swan dress.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[IMG]http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g171/boloboffin2/1stbald.jpg[/IMG]

I've done the "hair's thinning so shave it all off" thing.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

In about 7 hours I will be boarding a plane to Japan.

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"Old" is the old new.

RCCOLAMAN

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I start school in a week.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I also start school in a week going into Grade 11.

Subscribe to me on youtube!!

Skimpsnable

I'll subscribe back!

I've met the most wonderful girl!

She's sweet and kind and funny and nerdy and absolutely gorgeous. And she digs me :)

And she lives 500 miles away, so I get to be a crazy fool and fly over to sweep her off her feet.

I've been walking around all day with a big dumb grin and not a care in the world :)

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.