I thought Cthulu was a chain of hamburger restaurants.

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What others say about boorite!

Hamburgers of unspeakable eldritch horror? Don't be silly...
White Castle already has that market locked up.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Quick, print up a card and play along!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

My girlfriend printed a bunch of those at work today for the debate (and for the upcoming ones too), kaufman. Lots of fun!

It's sad that "Bush Argues A Moot Point" was one of the first squares marked on my card.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Early results are in...

Take only as recommended.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Is it just me or did Bush come off as kind of pissy? I was just waiting for him to say:

"If John thsinks he can try to blame ME for starting an unjusst war in Iraq, I will jusst DIE!"

And I kept noticing that Kerry was chuckling at something... he knows something WE DON'T. 0_0 I think.

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Get Your War On

You know those are hoaxes, right Kronic?

Take only as recommended.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

Just take it.

I guess there's a lot of these about, huh?

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I can't remember the first one's origin, but I think that the picture was snapped just before Bush pulled off the lens covers, and the second one was quite simply a mistake. That's a hardcover book. The insert of the cover was put in upside down. The book is actually oriented properly, it's the cover that's on wrong.

Probably something he should have checked, especially for a photo op, but what ya gonna do?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Both of those pictures are debunked on snopes.com The book picture was just photoshopped from an AP photo.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

My favorite moment in the debate was when Kerry declared that Bush was universally regarded at as a bozo and bade him blow it out his ass.

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What others say about boorite!

My favorite moment was when they both went beyond vague policy platforms and started discussing in detail the issues that matter to average Americans.

Oh, right, that never actually happened. Never mind.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I prefer this one.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I know who I'm voting for.

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Get Your War On

People don't understand how much smirk goes into being president.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

quote:

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I know who I'm voting for.

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Tok'ra for Truth says that Baal never finished his medical examination on Telos.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Baal doesn't need to finish anything he doesn't want to. He's already the most powerful System Lord thanks to Anubis getting his noncorporeal ass kicked by tha Taur'i. You should bow down now to your god!

Between the grimacing, the vapor lock, and using the same answer over and over, Bush made Kerry look good in the debate.

I was pretty surprised at the facial expressions on Bush -- he looked petulant and juvenile.

Style points to Kerry for taking notes during Bush's answers -- though he should refrain from taking notes during his own answers. He should also learn to look at the camera, not the moderator.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Anyone else see the Church Lady here?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Baal doesn't need to finish anything he doesn't want to. He's already the most powerful System Lord thanks to Anubis getting his noncorporeal ass kicked by tha Taur'i. You should bow down now to your god!

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Yeah? Well.. the taur'i still have ancient technology. I'm voting for Nader.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Oh come on. How can you not love a guy who tortures people to death then brings them back to life just so he can do it again? Plus he's got those cool gravity generators. What can't you do with those?