Following the last one...

Again with the timeliness. by UnknownEric 4-12-07

Hey Kev, why so down? I just lost my gardening job. What happened? Well, I brought my baby with me, and he took a poop so I had to change his diaper. I didn't want to put it on the ground, so I stuck it on top of the tool I was using... Oh no, I know where this is going. It's not MY fault everyone's worked up about "nappy headed hos"!

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I has a flavor!

Puns in the Face by UnknownEric 4-14-07

Hey Jenny, I hear you dated Mike in high school. Mike Loud? Yeah, we were together for a while... until an unfortunate incident... What happened? Well, we were in the broom closet making out and decided to go all the way. So I climbed on top to control the pace... And then the next thing I know, I hear the principal saying, "Hey you! Get off of Mike Loud!"

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I has a flavor!

This comic sums up how FREAKIN' BORED I am today.

Me On A Dull Day by UnknownEric 4-24-07

Heh heh, "balls." LOL.

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I has a flavor!

Excuses Excuses by TheGovernor 4-25-07

Lost watch? Lost watch. *Censored*

Hahahahaha!

That one's a classic.

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I has a flavor!

RCL no. 1496 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-25-07

You PARRED that last hole? Yes, God. But, didn't you hit your first tee shot into the lake? Yes. What's your point? The hole is only a par three, and you were already hitting three on your second tee shot... RIGHT? Oh... Well, in that case, I got a quadruple bogey...

This is the comic of the century!

TheGovernor

Every time I see that commercial for "Great Christian Rock Hits" or whatever it's called (you know, the one with all the white people with their hands in the air crying and mouthing the word "Jesus"), and they play "My God is an Awesome God," I think like this:

My god is an AWESOME god. by UnknownEric 4-26-07

Oh MAN, Jesus, that was the greatest guitar solo EVER! You fuckin' shred, man! Thanks, dude. Hey, I just turned your cup of water into Pabst Blue Ribbon. Oh, oh, YES! You are fuckin' tits! Catch you later, I gotta take my Camaro to pick up Debbie. We're probably gonna do it in the back seat down by the lake. That is one BITCHIN' Camaro. Later, bro!

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I has a flavor!

RCL no. 1500 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-26-07

INTRUDER ALERT!! Um... INTRUDER ALERT!! Did somebody change the password? INTRUDER ALERT!! Why? Because, I just got my ass handed to me by the security crab!

doctor's orders by mandingo 4-28-07

no, Butch, that word is spelled "sent" not "cent." your spelling would be much improved if you stopped confusing s and soft c sounds 32 years later... Butch, with all your pent up anger with women, I really think you need to work on your feminine side you got it!

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what if nigger meant kite

RCL no. 1508 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-30-07

It looked like you had a hot one... What happened? Well, I told him my name, and I asked him how I could serve him... Yeah. And???? He said he had $50,000 cash, and he wanted to buy a new Hummer. So, why the fuck are you in HERE?! I got so excited, I shit my pants! I'm in here to clean up.

The Teletubbies Are Ideologically Unsound by UnknownEric 5-02-07

And the arm was later found in the potato salad. In other news, Amnesty International has filed a complaint against Teletubbyland for the treatment of the Noo-Noo. Although the Noo-Noo appears to be a living thing, it is never allowed outside and is forced to do slave labor continually cleaning the Teletubbies' floor. In an official statement, Teletubbyland spokesman Tinky Winky said, and I quote, "TINKY WINKY BAG!!!"

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I has a flavor!

Smo-Larch by biped 5-05-07

SMO-LARCH. "Smo-larch"? What on earth does that mean? SMO-LARCH! Honey, you've been saying that all day. Now, stop being silly and go to bed. SMO-LARCH!!! SMO-LARCH!!! SHUT UP!!! FOR GOD'S SAKE, SHUT UP!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The Adventures of Dude-Guy

With the powers of nonchalance! Ah-ha! Dude-guy! You're too late to stop me robbing the bank! Fair enough

by The_young_scot, 5-06-07

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

RCL no. 1550 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-09-07

(A different take on an old joke...) Holy shit! This vagina is HUUUUUUUUGE! Hop in. I'll take you on tour... What's that smell?

Too much confusion, not enough relief

There must be some kind of way out of here

by TheGovernor, 5-21-07

RCL no. 1593 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-21-07

Halt! This is a highly restricted area. No one is allowed entry into this room without authoriz- HOLY SHIT! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE TITS!! Heh, heh, heh! ARE THOSE THINGS REAL? IF, YOU LET ME TOUCH THEM, YOU CAN ENTER! HOW ABOUT WE GET MARRIED?! I'LL BUY YOU A CAR! I'LL BUY YOU A HOUSE! I'LL... Both man AND machine are powerless when it comes to my forty-four double D's!

Beau Guest by biped 5-23-07

"..and now, the story of the...'Three Billy Goats Gruff'." Mommy, he won't let us watch anything else. Just the "Three Billy Goats Gruff", over and over and over and-- Now, honey, be nice. Remember... he's a guest. You're the all-time shittiest guest we've ever had.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Danny's World by biped 6-04-07

So...JEFF GOLDBLUM thinks he can register at wittycomics.com under an assumed name and make wittier comics than me, EHH? Well, TAKE THIS, "Flyboy"! I just made a comic called "I SHIT ON JEFF GOLDBLUM AND HIS DUMBASS COMICS"! Aaaand... SAVE! HA HA HA!!! DANNY! DINNERTIME! SHUT UP, MOM! I'M PISSIN' OFF JEFF GOLDBLUM'S FUCKIN' ASS IN HERE!

8. Billy and Mom in "The Twinkie Incident" by biped 6-04-07

...and that's when I found out how much fun it is to suck all the filling out of a Twinkie, beat off in it, and give it to somebody to eat. Billy, that was absolutely the most DISGUSTING "oral report" I've ever heard. GO TO YOUR ROOM! What are you doing home from school, son? Mom sent me to my room again. I had to hitch a ride on a garbage truck. All right, class, now we'll--OH, MY GOD! WE--WE HAD TWINKIES FOR DESSERT LAST NIGHT! Billy gave me his Twinkie at lunch, too, Mrs. Flonase. Mmm, it...it was real creamy.

Timmy At The End Of The World by biped 6-04-07

The...the world's blowin' up... I have to doo-doo real bad...but all the bathrooms have blown up... Nnnf...

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Various People Pray For Extremely Trivial Things by biped 6-06-07

Lord, please make my can opener stop blistering my index finger. Amen. Lord, please keep my French toast from being so soggy. Amen. Lord, please make today's newspaper comics be really funny. Amen. Lord, please help the barber make my sideburns more even. Amen. Lord, please make the next chef salad I eat taste really good. Amen. Lord, please help me pick out the most comfortable brassiere. Amen.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Paper Reams by RedfeatheR 6-11-07

Why Robofficebot, do you steal my paper I take your paper, Derek, because I need it more than you. I have, however, the common damn courtesy to leave your virginity cleanly intact.

Non-Delineating Goat by RedfeatheR 6-11-07

Eat my stool Which stool? Alright

Charlie the Monk by RedfeatheR 6-11-07

You will I will not You WILL... or else I'll rape a child I will N-- Your child Charlie... I'll rape your child fuck you

Intendo by biped 6-11-07

Look! I just got the new "Intendo" game console! COOL! Have you gotten any games for it yet? No, but I intend to. Well, have you even PLAYED it yet? No, but I intend to.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

BURN!!! by Cre8tive13 6-21-07

Hey Bill. Do you know of any stores that sell incense? I can't find this particular scent anywhere! No idea. Who burns incense anymore anyway? Well my mom has been riding my ass about some decisions I've made in my life What's that got to do with anything? She keeps telling me to use something called "Calm" incense? I've never heard of such a thing. Why doesn't that surprise me?

RCL no. 1636 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-02-07

Circa 1982... Your tardy, TOBOR... AAARRRRRGGH!! THE GODDAMN BUS WAS LATE!! No excuses. Meet me after class. SHIT! ...when TOBOR learned for the first time about "cornholing" by his tenth-grade teacher. And, bring a [*gulp*] condom. OKAY!

Toojoojoojoo by RedfeatheR 7-06-07

Leah me tell somthian to joo, joo Jew Did you just say, "Toojoojoojoo"? Thfuck joo jus say main? You said, "Toojoojoojoo" t--Toojoojoojoo? HA! Yeah that's it!! Now try it really fast