If it's spirits you want, then bourbon is the drink to drink. A few years ago Quentin and split the price of a bottle of Jim Beam Black Label for a special occasion (New Year's 1999-2000), and now I find it hard to go back to anything cheaper...

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Paddy's or Jack Daniels.
But Jim Beam Black is tasty.

Perfect Mix: Tall glass of Jack, coke for color

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HAH! GORILLA, right there!

I've been hoping to find some sort of matrix which says, if effect, "If you like this, then you should try this..." for the Scotch / Whiskey / Bourbon world. (For example, "If you like Jim Beam Black Label bourbon, then you should try Aberlour 15 scotch.")

On the other hand, experimenting is half the fun.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

At last, across the weary faem,
Frae far, outlandish pairts I came.
On ilka side o' me I fand
Fresh tokens o' my native land.
Wi' whatna joy I hailed them a' -
The hilltaps standin' raw by raw,
The public house, the Hielan' birks,
And a' the bonny U.P. kirks!
But maistly thee, the bluid o' Scots,
Frae Maidenkirk to John o' Grots,
The king o' drinks, as I conceive it,
Talisker, Isla, or Glenlivet!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

What bizarre dialect is that?

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Fuzzy, do you work for Talisker Corp. or something? I'd never heard of the stuff until you started banging on about it.

Really. No, I don't work for them. I just love the stuff.

That was part of a Robert Louis Stevenson poem.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

For shame, Kajun!

I just noticed that Andy and I have the exact same number of comics. Further proof that we are both the same person.

Who ever said that you were the same person?

except for me, but I'm sure I only said it to Andy in a private IM window.

weird

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Oops. Busted.

Yet still "Utterly Pish".

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Half a month! I don't think we've ever stayed away from this thread for so long. We're breaking the habit.

I feel as if a weight has been lifted from my shoulders.

Oh

Thats cos i have a chip on my shoulder which periodically disappears when i forget that Andy exists.

This thread does not help me to forget.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

This thread wants to die, you bastards should just leave it alone, come on, it's just sick.

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Speaking of sick, did anyone see Crash on Channel 4 a few hours ago? I started to watch it, but due to the disappointing absence of any shocking material (apart from its boringness), I turned it off after an hour or so.

The thread deserves to die with dignity.

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This thread can never die! Never!!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

This is the "Fights Go here" equivalent to "I am a colossal Geek" , thus , it can never be stopped , never be allowed to die , nor fade away.

Its the Queen Mother of threads. Itll just go on and on until you start really loving it , and then it will unexpectedly die.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

i want my own long thred how do i get 1??

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sex

You have to blow me.

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What others say about boorite!

Ya, that'll happen. It's obvious his motto is fuck sex.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Make an enemy of Kevin Keegans Perm.

hehe, i saw a clip of an interview with a scotland fan anfter they lost to somebody

lady: excuse me sir, can you sum up your opinion of how we played tonight?
bloke: doon the left we were pish, doon the right we were pish an doon the middle we were pish too
lady: can you do it without swearing sir?
bloke: oh, okay, err we was just pish. oh sorry
lady: thanks anyways

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Hey, he [u]wasn't[/u] swearing!

He didn't say: "The fock'n coonts op the left war 's fock'n weak 's pish..."

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