*heats up branding iron*

I'm gonna have to slap a big fat LJ on this old cows ass!

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Dad was flammable

lady of j

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

ladyj

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

LadyJ

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

LadyJ She only needs one more vote to win, and well my guess is that two certain people won't get round to voting, so she's probably already won.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Lady J

A Clean Sweep.

*sob*

I can only assume everyone here fears the reprisals too much should LadyJ Lose.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

You know what happens when you assume.

Thanks everyone. The checks are in the mail.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

LadyJ

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

i dont know

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Winner of Round 1, Match 8: ladyjdotnet

I love happy endings. It's just a shame there weren't more close matches in this round. With luck, though, that's all about to change...

Here are the Round 2 matches. I've changed the order to prevent the same people doing the same sections of both stories. There are no intra-match changes, though: players will still face the same person they would have faced had I not changed the order, and they will still have to contend with the rules submitted by the player they defeated in Round 1.

In this round, then, there will be two player-submitted rules each round. And for the most part, they're real stinkers, let me tell you, hoo boy.

Behold the matches, in all their newly ordered fineness:

fuzzyman vs crabby, with rules from DH-01 and fpd
Big Evil Dan vs ladyjdotnet, with rules from Kajun Firefly and Kevin Keegans Perm
kaufman vs TheBlairZip, with rules from skagg and xpac
kramer_vs_kramer vs wirthling, with rules from Bazilla and israphael

We're still going to wait for the slow or indecisive (fpd, israphael and skagg (I've given up on the other two)) to opine on Match 8 before moving on. So get those votes in!

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fuzzyman vs crabby, with rules from DH-01 and fpd
Big Evil Dan vs ladyjdotnet, with rules from Kajun Firefly and Kevin Keegans Perm
kaufman vs TheBlairZip, with rules from skagg and xpac
kramer_vs_kramer vs wirthling, with rules from Bazilla and israphael

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ladyjdotnet

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

wow, what a great prediction...

Bazilla, since I'm out of the cup, and you no longer have the power to vote against me, I don't mind telling you that I think you are the most irritating person I have ever met on-line, this thread alone is full of moronic posts from you and the rest of the forums have been poisoned by your retarded comments that are of no interest to anyone!

PLEASE FUCK OFF AND DIE!

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Dad was flammable

Could you two take this to "Fights Go Here" before this gets out of hand?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

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wow, what a great prediction...

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i was abstaining or whatever with my i dont know vote

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder, or some shit like that.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

what does it make me fond of?

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Bengal Tigers?

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Dad was flammable

Hmm. A rule for Lady J and Dan.

How can i come up with a rule which allows a strip containing both a Cowboy Physics gag , and the words "You Dirty little Cuntlicker".

Ahhhh. Got it. I shall send this to Andy , and see if he falls over laughing at it.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I'm guessing that one of these rules will involve sodomy.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Sorry I'm so slow at this, folks. I would be running a Comic Cup at a busy time. I'm too tired right now to come up with the first strip of Round 2 (although I have an idea for the story). So mañana, mañana...

Okay, here we go!

[u]Round 2 - Trial by Stripcreator[/u]

Bear in mind that this story will only have four episodes, not including mine, so try to keep it running at quite a fast pace.

The Cup history will continue to be updated.

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Cup 8 Round 2 Intro - Flack to the butcher']

[u]Round 2, Match 1[/u]

The Crabster vs Tha Fuzz

Follow up "Flack to the butcher".

The rules:[list]
[*]DH-01: An "awkward silence" panel is required. Namely, one
panel with no text (but narration is allowed) in it.
[*]fpd: Someone must speak in Nadsat, the teen slang from A Clockwork Orange.
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