MERYL STREEP VS DUSTIN HOFFMAN
And now some predictions.
israphael vs kramer_vs_kramer
Close. Two funny cunts. Alas , i give it to Kramer because im holding a childish grudge about Israphael calling my character Ugly.
Bazilla vs wirthling
If Wirthling somehow contrives to lose to one of the unfunniest posters ever on these boards , he deserves to be nailed to a revolving door by the testicles.
fuzzyman vs DH-01
Fuzzyman. And my prediction also includes a near guarantee that DH will make a really bad sodomy joke.
crabby vs fpd
Ooh , tough one. FPD will undoubtedly be funnier , but if Crabby creates a "Classic" crappy comic , he may sneak it.
kaufman vs xpac
Lots of puns. Lots of wrestling references. Any chance of Kaufman losing must be tempered by the realisation that a vote for X-Pac is an acknowledgement that he isnt a one joke version of Bazilla.
skagg vs TheBlairZip
Tough Call. Paul Simon is playing in the background just now , and talking about a Baby with a Babboon Heart , so i assume hes telling me Skagg will win.
Big Evil Dan vs Kajun Firefly
If Dan stays away from Cowboy Physics gags , hes got a good chance. Alas , Kajun has been strong in recent contests , as a substitute for his lack of success with women.
Kevin Keegans Perm vs ladyjdotnet
Will be a no contest , after LadyJ shows up at my house , and after screaming "You dirty little cuntgobbler" and other obscenities for 20 minutes ,beats me to death with a used maxipad.
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