Hey, I wrote a letter to Dubya a while back saying I was gonna post some pics of him defiling a goat on the internet unless he gave me some money.

And he did! $600! He had to do it all secret like, and put it in the guise of an IRS refund check, but damned if he didn't come through.

I'm gonna try and ask for a little more this time. Anybody want anything?

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Screaming anarchy? Cool.

When obstetricians dream...

Guam.

Well, in case anyone else is interested in breaking the addiction themselves, I'll tell you how it went. The first week or so after I left, I kept working words like fellate, sodomize, and moh into my vocabulary. By the second week, it was small phrases like "set up us," and "corhole you." Luckily, with a little therapy, and my devout belief in God and his good greatness, by the third week these symptoms had withdrawn, and only Flatulence in D remained. Week four, I regressed a little, thinking I was a vanilla bean for the better part of the week. But, now, in week five, I am completely healed and my lowpass addiction is conquered, my sanity restored! Ruff.

Shit.

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We should probably get together a self help group. At our 'Lowpass Anonymous' meetings we could get together and drink coffee and work through 12 step programs to keep ourselves free and clear of comic creation.

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You haven't even been gone for five weeks. It just seems like that long because of the unbearable craving to make comics.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

What a great idea. I think I'll go make a comic right now. Maybe I'll make two.

Just think how great that'll be... Making a comic.

Clicking on all those little pull-down menus. Seeing all my old friends... The red robot, feetforears. That scamp of a donkey.

Yes, it sure is nice to be able to make a comic whenever I want, and not have any weird, self-imposed rules stopping me from doing something so fun and satisfying.

Let's all make comics.

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Aaaahhh! Do not torture me.

Weird self-imposed rules? I just wasn't funny anymore. I kept repeating old jokes I'd done before.

Plus, I wanted to get into electronics as a hobby. (I am the someone setting up us the bomb.) But this site was too addictive for someone like me who finds you all damn funny, so I kept putting it off.

I still keep my eye on the forum though and will keep checking in since I have little doubt that in five years, even if everyone else is gone, gabe will still be here insulting wirthling, though no one knows what he's talking about or who this wirthling cat is.

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Aaaahhh! Do not torture me.

Weird self-imposed rules? I just wasn't funny anymore. I kept repeating old jokes I'd done before.

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Thou spongy rough-hewn dewberry!

This Shakespearean Insults site is gonna pay off. Now I don't even need to think up the insults to scatter around the jokes I rip off!

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Mr.T = ObiJo
I think thats a theory that needs to be looked into.

An old college buddy brought this to my attention:

Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the man with more pleasure during sex.

After the results were published, the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct their own study of the same subject. After three years of research and a cost in excess of $250,000, they
concluded that the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more sexual pleasure.

When the results of the French study were released, Australians decided to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Ausie's study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.

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Christ. I can't believe they wasted all that money. I could have told them that.

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Gabe as a boy

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I never wore pants when I was a kid.

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And your mom eventually got brown furniture?

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Yes.

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I'm running the triathlon tomorrow. If I fall victim to heatstroke and die or I'm eaten by a landshark, I just wanted you all to know that it was a pleasure being mocked by all of you.

Hope to talk to you tomorrow night.

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Ha. I'm not dead, so there.

PS - Triathlons are painful.

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Haw... when I closed the animation window, an ad for "eDiets" popped up.

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Ha. I'm not dead, so there.

PS - Triathlons are painful.

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Q: Are they using homoerotic imagery to sell the Ironman watch?

A: What watch?

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oooooooowwwww firm manboobs.....

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There was a guy right next to me when I was setting my bike up that was wearing one of those. I thought it was to cut down on shrapnel if his chest exploded.

But now I realize it was just a pulse monitor. So he can get a digital readout of his heart exploding.

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A rubber chest?

BTW, has Ricardo Montalban's chest in Wrath of Khan been a longstanding source of consternation for anyone besides myself and my wife?

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Do tell boo.

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Do tell boo.

I mean LOOK at it! It looks FAKE! But he claims it's REAL!! NO WAY! AUUUGH!

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