HCRoyall wrote:

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I am currently waiting for the damn oxycodone to kick in after having surgery on an abscess under my arm.  In fact, either it's kicking in now or there was a bubble of anesthesia left in my blood and it just reached my brain.

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Nov. 21st was my nine-year Stripcreator anniversary but I forgot about it until now.

Anyway, here's a little something special to celebrate:

"If Liza Minelli paid you a dollar every time you had sex with her and screamed, "That was really, really terrific!", then after a thousand times you'd have enough money to print up some postcards like this to sell to tourists":

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

AngryAmerican wrote:

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I find it difficult that a black man owns a 2400 sq ft home.

Please return the home to its rightful owner Mandingo.

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I've been kicked off of MySpace because of my old browser, so I've had to start a new blog.  Here's the link if anyone would like to visit me there:

PORFLE'S SECRET BLOG

You can also visit my Facebook page HERE.  My MySpace page is still up but I can't go to it anymore.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

biped wrote:

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Nov. 21st was my nine-year Stripcreator anniversary but I forgot about it until now.

Anyway, here's a little something special to celebrate:

"If Liza Minelli paid you a dollar every time you had sex with her and screamed, "That was really, really terrific!", then after a thousand times you'd have enough money to print up some postcards like this to sell to tourists":

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Oh yeah, I forgot. There was a fight between some Lebron, and some Heat players with their security guys and some local natives earlier this morning that will never make the news.

Uber-private club LB used to hang around when he was in Cleveland. Thought he'd be welcomed back there for some reason.

I know the guy who runs the security there. He said it got a bit dicey until the 2 cops and 8 bouncers working there were able to restore order and that the staff was tossed some dough to pretend it never happened and turn over their cell phones.

Fucking bunch of savages in this town.

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Kill Whitey.

Thanks, AA!  I would love a T-shirt if you have one in 3XL. Everyone should read your blog. 

Here's my latest attempt at literacy:

GETTING THE STORY STRAIGHT: THE UNIVERSAL "FRANKENSTEIN" SERIES (Part One of Two)

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

GETTING THE STORY STRAIGHT: THE UNIVERSAL "FRANKENSTEIN" SERIES (Part Two of Two)

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

little_kitty

Li'l one - you're fine by association.  If you were Scottish by injection, that's when it becomes dangerous.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

PORFLE'S CHRISTMAS BUMMER

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I tried real absinthe for the first time last night.  Liquorice is not a flavor that is not a flavor liquor should have, despite the similarities in the names.  Also, the Green Fairy never showed up.  Perhaps I hadn't had enough, but again, liquorice.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I always wanted to try some, but if it tastes like licorice I don't think so.  I tried some Ouzo once and it tasted like licorice, too.  It was awful.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

HCRoyall wrote:

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Liquorice is not a flavor that is not a flavor liquor should have

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four_legged_tripod wrote:

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HCRoyall wrote:

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Liquorice is not a flavor that is not a flavor liquor should have

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Sounds like you have had enough...

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mandingo wrote:

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black liquorice should be made to sit in the back of the bus and eat in the kitchen

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I discovered red licorice in a movie theater when I was 15.  It was like eating good-tasting plastic.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

biped wrote:

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Yeah, nothing brightens up the holidays like a visit from Vin.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

BTW, I don't think this was your intention but I'm pretty sure you accidentally designed the new box art for the next Duke Nukem game due X-mas 2011

That would be perfect if it was a Christmas-themed Duke Nukem video game.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I am a graduate. Sort of. The official ceremony happens February 17th.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Congrats, chicka!  Don't drink anything licorice flavored to celebrate! 

(Ouzo is another word for Satan!)

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

I'd like to make a quick post wishing everyone a great new year.