---
"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

You can't beat yourself!  Besides, everyone know's Fred beats Super Chicken.

Moving on...

---
It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

---
It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

---
...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

---
It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

---
Poop.

---
...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

---
It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

---
-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

---
It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

---
...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

---
It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.