So, to see how the front page would look in all yellow, I started following edoggydog, RandomComicLayoutGuyand ragu4u. It became too trippy so I had to stop.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

In 2008, I visited NYC for the first time.  While I was there, I saw a concert at a club.  When I walked in, Michael Cera was standing there and he checked out my shirt (Honestly...I used to get a lot fo compliments on that shirt).

Three days ago, I was in NYC for the second time.  After my business trip was over, I booked a hotel room across the street from a concert venue in Brooklyn to see Deltron 3030.  Before the show began, I walked outside to check out the neighborhood, and just as I walked across the street, Michael Cera passed me.

I will have to go back to NYC in a few months on business and I'm afraid I will be too distracted looking for Michael Cera.

Sounds like a recurring nightmare from which one might wake up screaming.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

In a further attempt to increase immersion so I can learn the language faster, I have changed my browser language to Spanish.

So far the only noticeable difference is I'm happier, as I don't understand enough to get angry about things now.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Ah, that must be why the Spaniards are such a laid back people.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

No le pongo calzones de hule en el nino.

"MY VERY FIRST VIEWING OF 'KING KONG' (1933)" by Tony Crnkovich

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

THE THREE BEST EPISODES OF "STAR TREK: THE ORIGINAL SERIES" by porfle

THE THREE WORST EPISODES OF "STAR TREK: THE ORIGINAL SERIES" by porfle

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

biped wrote:

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THE THREE BEST EPISODES OF "STAR TREK: THE ORIGINAL SERIES" by porfle

THE THREE WORST EPISODES OF "STAR TREK: THE ORIGINAL SERIES" by porfle

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Yes, but it's easier to give incorrect answers than correct ones.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

And more entertaining.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

biped wrote:

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I am not a grammar Nazi. I am in the grammar Luftwaffe.

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It's always most gratifying to provide someone with literal LOLs.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The balance of power has shifted.

Britain's New Weapon by kaufman 12-07-13

In December, 2013, the Royal Family attended a special screening of a biography of the South African National hero. It is our pleasure to present to you Mandela: The Long Walk to Freedom. But at the end of the movie, those in attendence were informed of some shocking news. Your Highness, I regret to say that while you were inside, Mr. Mandela passed away. Responding quickly, MI6 arranged for weekly biopic screenings for the Royal Family. Today it is our great pleasure to present to you a new film: Kim Jong Unbelievable.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

SOLOMON GRUNDY THE GNAT

Solomon Grundy the gnat, born on Monday

Christened on Monday

Married on Monday

Took ill on Monday

Worse on Monday

Died on Monday

Buried on Monday

That was the end of Solomon Grundy the gnat.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I bought the world's most expensive golf cart.

That car is dead sexy.

In other news, I have spent the last year building a local screenwriters' group that can meet on evenings I can attend, and by gum if it isn't working out.

http://www.meetup.com/Turtle-Creek-Screenwriters/

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

And I just finished my 60k-word manuscript and am shopping for an agent!  We're ALL creative this year!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

What's the manuscript?  You don't have to spill details, but I'm curious what sort of book you've written.

Nice one HC! I wrote a steampunk adventure novel last year (still editing), so I can appreciate the amount of work involved in 60k words. And yeah, spill some deets ;)

Also, that is a really sexy car. I love the model s, they're still pricey, but paving the way for stylish electric cars :)

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

I wrote a fantasy novel based on a world I built for the D&D games I've been running for the past ten years.  Figured if I've got that much lore and legendry built up I might as well use it.  I'm also trying to put together a campaign guide for the same world to sell to other gaming types.

The novel is intended to be the first of a trilogy, and the trilogy the first books in a series exploring that world. 

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Sounds cool. So is it a fully original world, or does it hang off the existing D&D lore? And what sort of world, traditional high fantasy or do you have some sort of hook?

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Original world.  There are traditional fantasy elements (elves, dwarves, goblins, magics, etc.).

I wouldn't exactly call it high fantasy, but it's not Hyborian Age Conan  by far.  The world suffered a worldwide cataclysm a few thousand years before the present when the four Old Gods that created it vanished; no one knows if they died, dispersed, or just left this world for another.  The lesser deities managed to hold things together enough to keep the world from being totally destroyed, but it's taken this long for the world to regain a medieval-cum-renaissance level of development on average and most of the lore of the past is either in incomplete documents leftover from before the cataclysm or locked away in old ruins where the old defenses are still active.

The initial trilogy focuses on an artifact from ancient times that was separated into its modular components and the dangers of even those pieces present to a world that doesn't understand the artifact's capabilities and use.

I've sent off query letters to a number of agents; I'll leave specifics out until I hear back from them (gotta know whether or not I'm self-publishing, you know?). 

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Yep, I understand wanting to keep things close to your chest, I'm in the same boat - I'm always worried someone will steal my ideas. Ironically, that's (unintentionally) happened here a bit, my story runs along a very similar theme in some ways ;)

I'd love to see a sample chapter or an excerpt though if you're willing, it's kinda hard to gauge someone's style from 3 panels. I'm at toomuchcoffeeguy@hotmail.com if you're willing to share or cool if not :)

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

I just found my kitty :)

I moved away for work 2 1/2 years ago, and I had to give him up for adoption. It was through the cats home, so I never knew where he went.

I moved back a few months ago, and this evening I was out walking and he came up to me on the street. Now he lives just around the corner.

It made me smile :)

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.