Here's what I've been wasting my time doing lately--I've recently discovered that I can use MS Paint to make "Magic Eye"-type 3D versions of regular 2D pictures.  It's highly addictive once you get the hang of it. 

Here's an example using the cover of an old pulp horror magazine:

Here are a bunch more if anyone would like to see them:

http://monsterkidclassichorrorforum.yuku.com/topic/53542?page=1

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Here's what I've been wasting my time doing lately--I've recently discovered that I can use MS Paint to make "Magic Eye"-type 3D versions of regular 2D pictures.  It's highly addictive once you get the hang of it. 

Here's an example using the cover of an old pulp horror magazine:

Here are a bunch more if anyone would like to see them:

http://monsterkidclassichorrorforum.yuku.com/topic/53542?page=1

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

More Magic Eye-type 3D pics that I made:

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but R.I.P. Sugar (1998-2014), who spent the past 12+ years in comics as the model for the cat my Forumuser is holding.  Thanks to Dexx for immortalizing him.

This might have been our first appearance:

[Click to view comic: 'MeOOOOOWWWWW!']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Sorry to hear about Sugar.  Hope he's chasing lasers with Jesus now.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Aww, I hate to hear it.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

My wife and I lost our heirloom tabby Louie a couple months ago; he belonged to my wife's great-aunt and we took him in right before we got married because the aunt had to go into hospice.  Louie was our lovable lap lump for almost ten years, so I can sympathize.  It's tough losing a buddy like that.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I just submitted my application to the Nursing Program at a local college.  My scores and grades blow the program's minimum requirements out of the water, but I'm still going to agonize over it until I hear back from the program.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I crashed my bike again.

I was trying to get to the bottom left corner of the country when I reached a section of washed out road.  I hopped up on a dirt path to go around it and as I as riding along, my wheel dropped into a hole and I immediately flipped over my handlebars, cracked my helmet and wrenched my neck.  

I couldn't focus my eyes for about two minutes, but eventually came around and ended up riding 20 miles back home.  I was about 100 feet from the fence on our side of the Mexican border, so I'm sure I'll end up on the Border Patrol's Funniest Surveillance Videos.

This is about how close I got to the end of the road.  It's the most desolate patch of coastal land in San Diego County, so absolutely nobody was around except the Border Patrol.

I'm fine.  I know concussion signs and symptoms, so I was watching out for them on the way back.  I went to the doctor as a precaution.  He gave me the worst advice:  "Don't worry unless you start acting goofy."

My account is 10 years old today.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

So far the only acceptance letter I have gotten after submitting my manuscript and short stories to agents and various literary magazines has been the letter stating that I am indeed accepted into the Nursing program.  Come this fall I will begin my schooling to become a Registered Nurse, and then take classes part time while I work as a nurse to get to a nurse practitioner.

At least I'll have something to fall back on if this writing thing never takes off. 

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I was on the TV in my EV last night.  

The news did a story about electric vehicle charge stations in condo buildings & apartments and I was the satisfied owner.  I'd post the link here but, damnit, they used my full name, showed my license plate number, and practically gave my address.  

The reporter got my monthly savings wrong--he quoted the number I gave for how much I saved in almost three months.  I get interviewed by reporters a lot for work and I'm pretty much misquoted in every story...even when they can go back and look at the tape to see what I said!

[Click to view comic: 'I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I realized how badly my social media was blending together when I was browsing reddit and had the idea to create a Stripcreator subredddit so I could see Stripcreator comics when I wasn't on Stripcreator.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Just saw this and thought I'd share:

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Tonight's the night!

[Click to view comic: 'Sharknado Debunked']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I just finished a month on a jury in a criminal trial.  Six guilty verdicts on eight counts, including torture and child abuse.

In the end, I'm glad I did it, but shit, I wish I hadn't had to sit through that.

My wife had to sit through something the same level of fucked up a couple of years ago, only hers was thankfully shorter given the guy was on trial for sexual abuse and rape of his stepdaughter and they had some pretty horrific evidence to present.

On a more upbeat note, I will be starting my quest to join the ranks of the healthcare professionals on August 25th.  Here's to me stressing my way through nursing school! 

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I have no other way to express my feelings anymore except through comic form.

[Click to view comic: 'OH GOD']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I should really check in here more often...

Congrats HC! I'm not surprised you got a publisher interested though, your story is great :)

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

"Time Out New York" reveals 100 Best Action Films:

http://hkfilmnews.blogspot.com/2014/11/time-out-new-york-reveals-100-best.html

Agree?  Disagree?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Test post

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

PORFLE PRESENTS: "WITHERING HEIGHTS"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

This is the first thing I've ever uploaded to YouTube. It's a multi-tracked acapella thing I did in Windows Sound Recorder using a sample from "Full Metal Jacket."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Here's another one I just posted which I did by multi-tracking my voice with Windows Sound Recorder and hitting the table for percussion.:

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.