Just try hitting "random" by mailmanmel 11-26-02

True story. So... People make some really shitty comics. Seriously.

VU Toons. - "One's New Job" by Da_One 11-28-02

One finally makes a career choice Hey SplaT, just decided to become a hippie. I figured that I smoked so much dope I might as well make a career out of it. So, your gonna smoke pot and smell bad for a living? Well, that's better than my fucking temp job...look at what they make me wear! Yep, your life sucks. But ckeck it out, I've even got this sweet sign! Wow, you've really decided on this. What are you gonna protest? A just cause Well, I was thinking that I could protest how Justin Timberlake isn't being beated to death by nerf bats for releasing his solo album. You, sir, are an insiration.

Pretty good.

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

Justin Timberlake's solo album is actually very good.

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hahaha

Have you heard it? Or is this just a knee-jerk reaction.

Too many people are blinkered by snobbery to the fact that there is actually some very good pop music out there.

And besides, he's so dreamy...

Hahaha!

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

I'm one to make fun. I just realized that I have a Bangles CD in my collection, and some Go-Gos and Madonna in my WinMX folder.

I'm off to DL some Motorhead...

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

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I'm one to make fun. I just realized that I have a Bangles CD in my collection, and some Go-Gos and Madonna in my WinMX folder.

I'm off to DL some Motorhead...

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You have successfully registered at the PlayNOW! forums. by DJ_Fusion 12-02-02

Hi, I'm... OWN3D!!1! But I... OWN3D!!1! Why the hell did I come here? Stupid noobs.

Another new guy.

Actually I don't really find stuff at random so much anymore, but I do occasionally scroll down on the front page.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

A true modern classic.

Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em by DestroyAllTacos 12-19-02

Or: A Really Stupid Obvious Joke I Just Couldn't Resist Doing Just This Once. Der ner ner ner, na ner, na ner. Der ner na ner, na ner, na ner. Stop. It's Hammer time.

Okay, maybe not, but I laughed myself silly.

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I has a flavor!

Finnish Polka music, ey? Howabout one of MY new favorite sub-genres of music, islander Christamas music? try to find a song called "It's Christmas: by baron. Jingle Bells and Steel Drums rock my cock-sock!!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

It's funny the finns you find at random here:

Mieshuorat! by Tj 12-20-02

D2 on #jypin virallinen mieshuora kannustaa vaan HJK:ta, buu ei se ookaan täällä. menee dissaus hukkaan HJK on ainoo oikee Klubi, ja en nyt tiedä onko imartelevampaa olla häpyhuuli kun mieshuora.. pastetat nuo sitten kun se on paikalla pölö-sf kattoo vaan kommaripesistä haukkuu JJK:n pelien huonoo tasoo ja sitten kattoo divaripesistä ite katot

Mortiis + Homosexuality = None More Gay by Aggrakrabathor 12-20-02

Not content with simply being the most evil elf on the block, Mortiis steps his game up a notch. Hello, kids. I am Mortiis, and I am gay, for homosexuality is the most evil of evils. It's OK, Mortiis. You don't have to REALLY be gay. You were gay enough already. No, I must consolidate my place in the halls of evilness by committing the cardinal sin. There can be none more evil than I. Uhh... don't you think the "none more" thing's a big overplayed? It worked for Spinal Tap, but you're pushing it... So remember, kids: you can't have latex ELVIsh prosthetics without EVIL. You're fucking gay, man.

On a funniness scale of 1 - 10 it's maybe a 5, but the reason I posted it is because Mortiis is the evil elf I used in my Photoshop Black Metal christmas thingy.

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What about a guys feet? by Emmywhoo 11-14-02

Ok I am going to close my eyes again and when I open them this will all look much clearer. ZZZZZZZ! SNORE! Oh man. It didn't change. ZZZZ!! Huh? Wha..What? Oh well. But you do know what they say about the size of a guys feet. Hey there baby. Wanna have some fun?

More "random" than "funny."

Dog-on-a-ball gets sassy! by passive 5-24-01

Hey there dog-on-a-ball! What's the best part about strangling a newborn with it's own umbilical cord? I don't know...CUTTING THE WEEPING MOTHER'S SKULL APART WITH BULLETS? Dammit! You blew my punchline! I was going to say "Eating the placenta". Sorry, cowboy. But placenta jokes are, like, sooo 1999. But anyways, what was the last thing the burn victim child said before dying? *sigh- I don't know. What did he say? OH MY GOD! WHAT A SHITTY WAY TO DIE!

Clango's first stand-up gig. by jeffb 5-28-01

...and so i said, "That's no differential hydration flange!"

Jesus-free joke ( Just this once ) by grinfish 1-09-01

Did you know your eyes are like spanners to me? What the hell do you mean by that? When I look into them, my nuts tighten!

Rammer Supreme! by Indie_chris 3-30-02

Hello. My name is Alan Ebsary. My Phone # is 613-446-7597 I am gay and I can never get anyone to call me and phone sex me. Call me and ask for Rammer Supreme Alan

Full Metal Jackoff by boogiebass 2-19-01

Siagon 1969 Me so horny! Me more so horny!! Without warning... Me love you long time! Me love you longer time!! The "Tit Offensive" began Oh, SO horny!! Oh, SO more horny!!!

[Click to view comic: 'The Story of the Clouds IV']
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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

Water Games by allenhenderson 2-22-01

Marco! You're dead, aren't you?

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Okay, that was the funniest one I've read yet!

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Please remember to spay and neuter your elected representatives.

Allen Henderson seems to be sort of the Zen master of Stripcreator. He doesn't say much, but he cranks out scads of great comics with seemingly less effort than it takes most of us to move our bowels.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Or am I confusing him with Bazilla?...

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

On kramer's recommendation, I downloaded a couple of Justin mp3s, enticingly titled "Like I Love You" and "Cry Me a River".

Perhaps I have no taste, but I can't say I understand why he's been getting such good reviews.

What, he's cool! He used to date Brittney Spears! Brittney Spears, dangit!

I wish I got breaks like that.

Maybe this could be settled at a more appropriate time... by SpyderNoir_JHA 9-19-01

Whaddya mean YOU'RE dating Lisa?! I'M dating Lisa! Maybe so, but I'M screwing her. Of course you realize this means war.

[hr]

I just like the "But I'm FUCKING her" line.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Assert yourself by rickward 6-22-02

Allen, do me a favor and please get out of the trash can. No, Rick, I have a favor to ask of you. Is it too much for you to stop portraying me as a semi-psychotic badly drawn boy, when in fact I'm much more sane and successful than you'll ever be? My God, you're right. Can we switch places? NEVER! Trash can stays MINE!

[br]Well, damn. I try to join in the celebration of the random, and the comic that appears is one of mine that features allenhenderson.

this 1 just came up for me, it made me lagh so jsp is goig on my favorite's

Well, that's just fucking wrong. by jsp 4-06-01

Cowboy Joe, will this chamber really cure my cancer? Sure thing, pardner. Just get on in there. Okay, I...ARGH I AM BEING EATEN BY WEASELS AARGGH MOTHER HELP ME ARGH GETTING DARK Heh. That never gets old.

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