L7

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

How can I choose? How can I choose?

*ponder*

I think I laughed a bit more at flickguy's, so he gets my vote this round. Sorry lara7 - yours was fantastic, too.

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lara7

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

lara7

close, but... lara7.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Bricks are heavy- it's L7

Even though I don't really remember that scene from the Wizard of Oz, I'm voting for lara7.

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Lara 7

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

gonna have to choose flick

just thought it was funnier but obviously im wrong

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

quote:

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body modification: Butt Lift

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One flickguy to go, please.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Winner of Round #2, Match #2: lara7

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Rules for Round #2, Match #3:

andydougan vs. evil_d

For this match, you need to combine the following three elements:

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[*]a type of body modification: neuticles
[*]an obscure scholarly subject: The Fourth Grade Writings of Millard Fillmore
[*]a famous fictional "bad guy": Bert
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Please post your comics within 24 hours, players...

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Categories for Round #2, Match #4:

DexX vs. Spankling

For this match, I need:

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[*]an infamous name in the news, past or present
[*]a useless item one might find at a garage sale or fleamarket
[*]a reason for getting fired
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Audience?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Question: I got 7 votes to Flickguy's 3- had all the others voted, we very well might have tied. Are winners decided by the most votes, even if not a majority, within a 24 hour time period? Just curious.

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[*]an infamous name in the news, past or present
Monica Lewinsky

[*]a useless item one might find at a garage sale or
AOL CDROM

[*]a reason for getting fired
Xeroxing your butt on company time

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

I am trying to stick with a roughly 24-hour voting period to keep things moving. Unless the votes are close, I'll also generally end the voting as soon as someone reaches 7 votes. So far, we haven't had a match where I thought I would go against the 7 votes already cast should it eventually get to a tie-breaker situation, so I have just ended the voting there. If the 24 hours are up and the voting is still close, I might be more inclined to wait a while and see what happens. I would prefer that all votes could be counted, but if I waited until everyone got around to voting this cup would last for months.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

an infamous name in the news, past or present: Princess Diana

a useless item one might find at a garage sale or fleamarket: canister of anti-matter

a reason for getting fired: eating the customers

An infamous person in the news : Bill Gates
A Useless Item from a Garage Sale : A William Shatner LP
A Reason for Getting Fired : Putting Anti-Depressants in the Coffee.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

There's a shop in town selling a cd featuring the greatest hits of William Shatner & Leonard Nimoy. Can't see them selling many of those.

An infamous person in the news : Roscoe "Fatty" Arbuckle
A Useless Item from a Garage Sale : George W. Bush's Brain
A Reason for Getting Fired : DNA tests reveal that you are the father of your boss's children.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Kramer: I do trust you've been to http://www.shatnerrocks.com?

As for those other things, the infamous Al Capone, the useless dryer lint, and the justifiable because you managed the Cubs to just 200 wins in the past 3 years.

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Comic Cup 6, Round 2: Embarrassment for the terrorists by andydougan 11-16-01

Dino Ignacio works on his new site, "Fillmore is Evil" In fourth grade, Fillmore wrote an essay expounding his innermost thoughts. It contained only the words "die", "fornicate" and "666"... Meanwhile, in the lair of international terrorist, Bert... Here's a good picture of our illustrious leader! I think I'll make a collage out of it! Nice banner. Hey, wait, isn't that former president Millard Fillmore in the corner? Oh no! I'll be neuticled for this!

I am trying to stick with a roughly 24-hour voting period to keep things moving. Unless the votes are close, I'll also generally end the voting as soon as someone reaches 7 votes. So far, we haven't had a match where I thought I would go against the 7 votes already cast should it eventually get to a tie-breaker situation, so I have just ended the voting there. If the 24 hours are up and the voting is still close, I might be more inclined to wait a while and see what happens. I would prefer that all votes could be counted, but if I waited until everyone got around to voting this cup would last for months.

Besides that, mine sucked a little too badly to actually get the tie. :)

Congrats, Lara. A well-deserved victory!

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This is not my empire.

Which shop? I think thats be worth a purchase solely for its uniqueness.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I'm not going to be able to post a strip by the deadline. Might I be so bold as to request an extension of, say, five hours? I know the beginning of the weekend isn't a good time to ask for it. If it's not okay, then I'll concede to Andy, whose entry is good and will probably kick my ass in any case.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Extension granted.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Thank you kindly. I hope I've made it worthwhile.

Comic Cup 6 - And Nixon's Dick by evil_d 11-16-01

APPROACH, MY MINION, AND TELL ME OF YOUR NEFARIOUS PLANS! Hail, Great Bert! I have devised a plan wherein I break into publishing houses and fill elementary school textbooks with tales of Grover Cleveland's neuticles! TOO ANACHRONISTIC! Plus I don't really like Neuticles. Found that out when Ernie-- Right! Well, then how about I introduce a bill to Congress requiring every American to memorize one of Millard Fillmore's fourth-grade essays? CONGRESS? Those clowns couldn't pass a kidney stone without attaching six riders to it. YOUR REQUEST IS DENIED! Aw, crap. Guess it's back to doing entire stand-up routines about Andrew Johnson's Johnson.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!