I think the good-to-bad random comic ratio is about 1 to 3 at the minute. I have yet to see one that is full of l33t sp34k in anything more than an ironic way. Lucky me.

I would post a comic here but...you know...meh.

Heh! Random!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

If you repeat the name "Haxx0r_K1ng" three times...

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On kramer's recommendation, I downloaded a couple of Justin mp3s, enticingly titled "Like I Love You" and "Cry Me a River".

Perhaps I have no taste, but I can't say I understand why he's been getting such good reviews.

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If you repeat the name "Haxx0r_K1ng" three times...

Th0u @rt @ h@lfw1t = true

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Tempt th33 n0t my 733+ sk177z!!!

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I would post a comic here but...you know...meh.

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I was remarking on IRC how I thought this one turned out to be a much better comic than it probably would have been if it had been completed... figured I'd share it.

[Click to view comic: 'Untitled']

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

[Click to view comic: 'On The Job Training']

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"I've got my finger on the pulse of America... and I've got my arm draped casually across the upper thigh of Canada."

oddly, a search on "emo pirate" yields 5 strips by 3 different folks all done within 2 days of one another. hmm.

oops, make that 6:
[Click to view comic: 'shameless meme attempt: Emo Pirate']

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

Naturally I don't understand a word of this guy's comics except for the occasional English swearing, which makes them hilarious.

[Click to view comic: 'Real Life - Loveletter N°.1']

I guess I could run them through Babelfish, but I'm sure it would only reveal them to be some crappy comics about some crappy gaming group. Ignorance is bliss.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Actually, given what German I know, you're safe babeling. He really is trying to compose a love letter.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Concrete Bunny?

Actually dont know, probably means something else, but sounds good and thats how ive chosen to translate it, and at least it gives me an idea of what to get my love interest for valentines day.

These Germans sure know how to woo a lady

Okay, here we go, courtesy of Babelfish, and my interpretation thereof.

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Dear Katje, We've known each other for a long time, and we've gone to a lot of movies. I find you very sweet and attractive, too; you are simply a crazy girl.

OH BULLETIN HIT! [yes, babelfish really says that!] File | New | Delete

Hi Babe! Ey I finds you a totally concrete Bunny, therefore I finally want to know how you feel penetrated by me, one way or another...

GOLLY!
File | New | Delete

Aw, screw it, let's invade France.

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Ok, Ive just stumbled onto something that maybe I should post in a new thread, but as its related to this I thought Id put it here first.

I put the comics address (http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=XTender&ID=123036) into the altavista babelfish translate a page function and selected german to english, and well it didnt seem to work cos the page went blank for some reason, but I then clicked the back button and the comic strip flashed up briefly then went blank again, so I tried it again and pressed the stop button before it went blank, and lo and behold the comic was there, and translated!

Lord have mercy on us all!

What kind of satanic ritual are you doing, dude?

I don't know why, but I got a laugh out of this one:

[Click to view comic: 'best foot forward']

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

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I think the good-to-bad random comic ratio is about 1 to 3 at the minute. I have yet to see one that is full of l33t sp34k in anything more than an ironic way.

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I liked this one:

[Click to view comic: 'Amish Computers LTD.']

[ Posted comic does not exist ]

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I has a flavor!

[Click to view comic: 'Schlongs In Space']

The final punchline isn't very good, but I found the idea very amusing.

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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive

[Click to view comic: 'We do it in da park']

{On a side note, how come so many comics pair the cowboy with the dog on ball? I had started doing a whole series using these two, and suddenly after, I started noticing that it seems everyone has used this duo at one point or another in their SC careers. So... what the dilly, yo?}

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Is the funniest thing ever, unless you count this one:

[Click to view comic: 'Alienzzz']

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Sex Piano.

I made my first dog-on-ball comic the other day:

[Click to view comic: 'All Dogs Go to Heaven']

I wonder how many times the dog has been paired with Jesus...

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

Ha ha! Funny!

[Click to view comic: 'Why boys suck as best friends....']
[Click to view comic: 'Entomologists get bored too.']
[Click to view comic: 'SATAN BEGONE']

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

HA!

[Click to view comic: 'joy to the world']

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

[Click to view comic: 'CC 32 -- Find the Jesus']
[Click to view comic: 'Wet and Naked']

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002