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jes_lawson
I don't know what I'm doing either

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I think the good-to-bad random comic ratio is about 1 to 3 at the minute. I have yet to see one that is full of l33t sp34k in anything more than an ironic way. Lucky me.

I would post a comic here but...you know...meh.

Heh! Random!

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1-10-03 8:23am (new)
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Devin
Comic Overlord

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If you repeat the name "Haxx0r_K1ng" three times...

1-10-03 10:04am (new)
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kramer_vs_kramer
Stripcreator Newbie

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On kramer's recommendation, I downloaded a couple of Justin mp3s, enticingly titled "Like I Love You" and "Cry Me a River".

Perhaps I have no taste, but I can't say I understand why he's been getting such good reviews.


But he says "Drums!"

1-10-03 10:10am (new)
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Haxx0r_K1ng
Junior Comic Technician

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If you repeat the name "Haxx0r_K1ng" three times...


Th0u @rt @ h@lfw1t = true

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Tempt th33 n0t my 733+ sk177z!!!

1-10-03 10:20am (new)
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boinky33
I'm with stupid ^

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I would post a comic here but...you know...meh.

HISSSSS!!!!!

1-10-03 10:22am (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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I was remarking on IRC how I thought this one turned out to be a much better comic than it probably would have been if it had been completed... figured I'd share it.

Untitled by ldabney
1-15-03
I want to thank Ralph Nader for helping Bush get elected.
Are you saying Ralph Nader inspired millions of voters to stay at home and not vote?

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

1-15-03 6:17pm (new)
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eponine
Area Woman

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On The Job Training by Evander
12-25-02
Oh great Captain Emo, tell me what the secret to being a succesful Emo Pirate is.
E'ery time I makes a scoundrel walk the plank, I goes back to my cabin and cries meself to sleep.
Yarrr.
Yarrr.

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"I've got my finger on the pulse of America... and I've got my arm draped casually across the upper thigh of Canada."

1-15-03 8:38pm (new)
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lara7
Jimmy Carter says YES!

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oddly, a search on "emo pirate" yields 5 strips by 3 different folks all done within 2 days of one another. hmm.

oops, make that 6:
shameless meme attempt: Emo Pirate by lara7
1-16-03
Yaar! I'm the Emo Pirate!
Okay, but what do you -do-?
Yaar! I...I don't know, actually.
If you want to stick around here, ya gotta have a gimmick or a catchphrase.
YAAR! EMO PIRATE WILL CONSOLE YOU!!

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

1-16-03 8:24pm (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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Naturally I don't understand a word of this guy's comics except for the occasional English swearing, which makes them hilarious.

Real Life - Loveletter N°.1 by XTender
2-04-03
"Liebe Katja, wir kennen uns schon sehr lange, und wir waren schon oft im Kino. Ich finde dich auch sehr süß und attraktiv, du bist einfach ein tolles girl .."
Ach BULLSHIT!!!! *Datei | Neu | Nicht Speichern*
"Hi Babe! Ey ich finde dich total k0nkret Bunney, daher will isch ma endlich von dir da wiss0rn ob du keinen drang verspürst einmal mit mir, auf die eine oder andere art..."
&%&45 JESUS UND SAKRAMENT!!!! *Datei | Neu | Nicht Speichern*
*www.pr0npics.de* .... Sollte für heute abend auch ausreichen..

I guess I could run them through Babelfish, but I'm sure it would only reveal them to be some crappy comics about some crappy gaming group. Ignorance is bliss.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

2-04-03 2:44pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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Actually, given what German I know, you're safe babeling. He really is trying to compose a love letter.

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2-04-03 3:04pm (new)
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TheGovernor
Talentless Hack

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Concrete Bunny?

Actually dont know, probably means something else, but sounds good and thats how ive chosen to translate it, and at least it gives me an idea of what to get my love interest for valentines day.

These Germans sure know how to woo a lady

2-04-03 4:35pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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Okay, here we go, courtesy of Babelfish, and my interpretation thereof.

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Dear Katje, We've known each other for a long time, and we've gone to a lot of movies. I find you very sweet and attractive, too; you are simply a crazy girl.

OH BULLETIN HIT! [yes, babelfish really says that!] File | New | Delete

Hi Babe! Ey I finds you a totally concrete Bunny, therefore I finally want to know how you feel penetrated by me, one way or another...

GOLLY!
File | New | Delete

Aw, screw it, let's invade France.


Ok, I made up the last part. But I'm sure that's the idiomatic meaning.

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2-04-03 6:42pm (new)
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TheGovernor
Talentless Hack

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Ok, Ive just stumbled onto something that maybe I should post in a new thread, but as its related to this I thought Id put it here first.

I put the comics address (http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=XTender&ID=123036) into the altavista babelfish translate a page function and selected german to english, and well it didnt seem to work cos the page went blank for some reason, but I then clicked the back button and the comic strip flashed up briefly then went blank again, so I tried it again and pressed the stop button before it went blank, and lo and behold the comic was there, and translated!

Lord have mercy on us all!

2-04-03 7:21pm (new)
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Devin
Comic Overlord

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What kind of satanic ritual are you doing, dude?

2-04-03 8:50pm (new)
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not_Scyess
not laughing with you

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I don't know why, but I got a laugh out of this one:

best foot forward by xafi
7-05-02
hey, it's just occured to me...i've never actually looked behind me before.
not once, in 27 years! i wonder what's there?

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2-06-03 12:39am (new)
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lemur68
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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I think the good-to-bad random comic ratio is about 1 to 3 at the minute. I have yet to see one that is full of l33t sp34k in anything more than an ironic way.

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=Artaw3h

Yeah, that's the stuff.

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"America loves its kings, from George III to Larry." --HJS

2-09-03 9:02pm (new)
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kramer_vs_kramer
Stripcreator Newbie

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I liked this one:

Amish Computers LTD. by RyanK
11-13-02
You have received the Amish Virus; because we don't have any computers or programming experience, this virus works on the honour system...
...Please delete all the files on your hard drive and manually forward this virus to everyone on your mailing list. Thanks for your co-operation. The Amish computer engineering department.
Bollocks to that.

2-11-03 6:53am (new)
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UnknownEric
and the Goblet of Mountain Dew.

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I has a flavor!

2-11-03 10:12am (new)
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mikeweeney
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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Schlongs In Space by Funkidelic
6-19-02
I'm quite proud of myself. I've been a prostitute for fifteen years, and yet I'm still a virgin.
Sorry, but contrary to popular belief, pretending to have sex is still sex.
Oh, no. You don't understand: I have a wormhole in my pussy.
WHAT?!
Yep. My vagina is completely untouched by man. However, about one trillion sperms are now floating aimlessly through space.
Hmmm, I think the ending of '2001: A Space Odyssey' suddenly makes sense...

The final punchline isn't very good, but I found the idea very amusing.

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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive

2-11-03 7:39pm (new)
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ArtemisStrong
masturbating to Japanese shit porn

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We do it in da park by tstewart
6-13-02
turn on the lights
 ok 
thanks
..........

{On a side note, how come so many comics pair the cowboy with the dog on ball? I had started doing a whole series using these two, and suddenly after, I started noticing that it seems everyone has used this duo at one point or another in their SC careers. So... what the dilly, yo?}

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

3-04-03 8:30am (new)
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Trippingbillee
Playmate of the apes.

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Is the funniest thing ever, unless you count this one:

Alienzzz by SullivanGreer
2-21-03
Ha ha. Earth. What a big load of ass.
We should go down there and just kick everyone's face in.
I agree, that would be awesome.
Most awesome.
We're the best aliens EVER.

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Sex Piano.

3-12-03 10:24am (new)
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Bargaintuan
Don't eat any wooden nickels.

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I made my first dog-on-ball comic the other day:

All Dogs Go to Heaven by Bargaintuan
3-11-03
Gotta keep my balance! The rescue plane will be here any minute..
Yo! I noticed your ship breaking up. Say, that's a neat trick!
You couldn't, like, help me to walk on water or something until I get rescued? I can't swim, you see.
I would, but that ball thing is just too damn cool!

I wonder how many times the dog has been paired with Jesus...

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

3-12-03 12:03pm (new)
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not_Scyess
not laughing with you

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Ha ha! Funny!

Why boys suck as best friends.... by professorbooty
5-03-02
It seems like I always fall for the boys who only want to use me for sex. Why am I so self destructive Johnson? What can I do to change my bad habits?
hmmmm....I know...
..you can bob my knob baby...
..creepy shitfaced asshole....
Hey it was worth shot.

Entomologists get bored too. by drave
3-15-02
Oh dear lord! What was I thinking! All those years of school, all that time invested.
How did I ever think I could be fulfilled studying insects day in and day out.
I'm a dung beetle. I eat poop.
Well I'm sorry, but I need more.

SATAN BEGONE by archy
10-13-02
RAWR I AM SATAN FEAR MY PAY~NIS
AHH, OH NO YOUR SEDUCTION POWER IS REDUCING ME TO A MAN-LOVE SLAVE!111!1!!1
Dude, you don't have to be sarcastic.
No, look, it is, I mean, I'm even opening my ass for you to rape me in your satanicness.
Ok, you're just sucking the fun out of this.
Wanna see how erect I am in fear of all your manly darkness?

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3-13-03 9:21am (new)
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not_Scyess
not laughing with you

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HA!

joy to the world by zztop
5-14-01
i love boats
yeah, except for when they get a whole in them and fill up with water
unless there are fish in the water
oh yeah, if there are fish in the water then its all good.
unless those fish have teeth
fish have teeth ?

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

3-17-03 12:20pm (new)
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not_Scyess
not laughing with you

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CC 32 -- Find the Jesus by Nibor
5-24-01
Hey, I tried to get the real Jesus.
Hi, boys and girls. I'm Jesus, and for today...
Hey. You're not jesus.
Do you realize how tough it is to get him free for a photo shoot, though?
Well, um...sure I am. It's kinda like how there's a Santa at the North Pole, but also one at every mall you go to.
Oh...I think I get it now.
I mean, he's in just about every 3rd comic created around here. He must be raking in the royalties.
Good. Now, I'm Jesus, and today we'll be talking about...
So, you're like a wino on the subway Jesus?

Wet and Naked by pumpkinseeds
10-29-02
I love right after you get out of a hot shower and its all warm and naked. the best part is running around naked afterwards.
why is she telling me this? Must stop thinking about wet nakedness
naked
cut it out!! I dont need to think of these things!
wet AND naked
Uhh...i have to go to the bathroom

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4-04-03 2:34pm (new)
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