RCL no. 1882 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-30-08

Oh, it could never work out between us, Dennis... Why do you say such things, Penelope? Because, I'm a window, and I have a clear vision on the future! Your just a plain ol' door, blocking the way for advancement... But, I'm not looking to get married, or anything like that... Then, what is it you want from me? To blow my "knob", if you know what I mean...

Sally's New Kitty by biped 8-04-08

Guess what I named my new kitty, Mommy? I named her "Petty"! Awwww! That's so sweet. You named her "Petty" because she's your new little pet? (scoffs) No--DUMBASS!!! Because I PET her so much!!! DUUHH!!! WHA--you march straight to your room, MISSY! Oh, are you in for it! FUCK YOU, BITCH!!! I HOPE YOUR FUCKIN' UTERUS FALLS OUT!!! Hello, more expensive pills for Sally--goodbye, new golf clubs.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

RCL no. 1897 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-28-08

Ow! Ow! Ow! Hey! I thought I told you to hang up those paintings over there... Well... I went to the local Home Depot, but a shit-load of nails, and tried hammering one into the wall... Yeah? What happened? I missed. I guess that answers the question on whether I should continue hiring the retarded...

Door-To-Door Dumbass by biped 9-22-08

Yes? Got quite a deal for you today, madame! Fifteen pounds of my own shit. Bargain priced! Been collecting it for over a month. Freshness guaranteed! Each turd--individually wrapped. I, uhh...don't, err... think so... How 'bout some steaks?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Peircings by NooniePuuBunny 9-22-08

Yeah. Got my anus pierced at that new place. Really? How much did they charge? It cost me $2000. Holy Crap! Isnt that a bit much? Well, I guess under the circumstances its appropriate. Yeah. They drilled you a new asshole in more ways than one.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Debate Physics by boloboffin 9-24-08

So I says, "Those senators ain't going to generate a bailout plan by themselves!" Ha, ha! Get to the fucking debate, John.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Putting The Kaka In Bukkake by boloboffin 10-02-08

Some people feel the need to keep posting No. 2 porn at Stripcreator. No. 2, as in porn involving poo-poo as a prop. The pun being unavoidable, we just don't want to look at that crap. That's right. We have standards. So whoever you are, shove off already. Now back to the manrape.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

I'll Use The Blue Guy. by Beeko180 10-02-08

At least he died the way he always fantasized. Taking Cyanide. It wasn't me. What's his dosage maam?

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Deal?

I'll give you a packet of weed for a chupa chupa.

by Beeko180, 10-02-08

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A Psychiatrist at Work by Beeko180 10-02-08

Put it right there Right here? Yes, Right there. Now. How did that feel?

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Now We're In Heaven by Beeko180 10-02-08

This is all your fault!

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A very exotic scene.......... by Beeko180 9-07-08

Look I told you we shouldn't have gone out of the house at 12:00 pm in the middle of the fricken night. Well I'm not the one who came out of the house because I was too scared to go to the toilet next to a damn spider. I mean who in hell would- What the HELL!!!!!!!! Come on. BURN! BURN!

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Nature's Gift by Beeko180 10-03-08

I'm sorry man. For what? I took a bad one on your front lawn. Eh. Seems reasonable to do so. I'm sorry man. I Did a No. 1 on your front lawn.

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The Light Side Of The Priest vs. The Dark Side Of The Priest by Beeko180 10-03-08

Ladies and gentleman we must join together Together!!!  In  In!!! *THWAK* *THUMP* Righteousness. I think I have a collapsed lung.

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Pie OverDose by Beeko180 7-06-08

So what Seems to have happened here? Well sir, it appears that a man has died and all evidence points to a suicide. What seems to build up that theory then? Well, as you can clearly see the word MURDER are clearly written on the wall somehow perfectly aligned but backwards. Also the man seems to have drawn the outlines of himself in a position of death... The End By James. Any more garbage you need to tell me. Well there is one more thing. The man killed himself by "pie overdose". Which basically means that he killed himself due to having too much pie in his blood stream.

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You and me, baby by mandingo 9-26-08

i was watching Discovery Channel last night and they used the phrase "New World monkeys." New world monkeys? what the fuck are those?? scared the shit out of me but then it occurred to me, if there's new world monkeys, there must be OLD WORLD MONKEYS, and that, my friend, was a cockslap of terror no thank you, your honor. i believe i'm doing just fine representing myself

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what if nigger meant kite

This erection is HUGE! by Cre8tive13 10-08-08

Now that Sarah Palin is running, this erection is huge! I mean this erection just got so much bigger with her in the picture I'd go as far as to say this erection is now a whitewash and that... Oh, you're asian. I overheard you talking and was offended at first...now it makes sense. You're right, this upoming election is big! ...what election?

In honor of that new ridiculously overpriced 3 CD Bobby Dylan set:

Slow Train Restaurante. by UnknownEric 10-09-08

Mr. Manager, sir, the idiot maitre'd has seated too many people. Our servers can't handle them all! Who's not being helped? A Mr. Lucifer and a Mr. Christ. Well, you're gonna hafta serve somebody. Serve somebody? It may be the Devil or it may be the Lord, but you're gonna hafta serve somebody.

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I has a flavor!

What if "Giving Candy" meant "shooting" by Beeko180 10-11-08

What if Giving candy was shooting? Oh No! Please don't give me Candy! Relax! It's just a shooting gun! He Shot Me! He Shot Me! I'm gonna give you Candy! NO NO N-AAAAAAAAO!!!!!!

Who Wouldn't! by Beeko180 10-11-08

Did you get me the beer cache with that 30 bucks I gave you? Yes.

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CC: 402- Making a sign for Arts and Crafts. by Beeko180 10-10-08

And then he was all like, I clean your house with my sweat, I clean your toilet with my pee and I wash your car with homemade soap and a dishrag......................... You said it was to be for Jules Verne not me! Where's the god damn Author's name! Blue doesn't like reading. It's either this, or you have to read a book called "How To Shut Up" By Eima Blabbermouth Ok.

The Piano Man Parody (Version 1) by Beeko180 10-10-08

♫ Do you ever wonder why we sit at a bar and wait for bread to be dunked in our jar??? ♫ No. ♫ Or say man what are you gettin' this year??? ♫ Only on christmas. But, Go on? No part of this song can be reproduced and made as his/hers own unless you have the proper authorization to do so by James/ Beeko180. James V.R Pty Ltd © copyright 2008 Well, For women it's breast cancer, for men........ Let's just leave it at that.

Truely Insane by Beeko180 10-10-08

This Show is a Live Feed. Peanut Butter Jelly Time Peanut Butter Jelly Peanut Butter Jelly Time Peanut Butter Jelly This show was brought to you by- Volvo............. Bloody Volvo Drivers wangnoodle cream!

Poseidon in 3 Panels by Beeko180 10-06-08

Where are you going? To find a way out of here! I only watched half the movie. I'm sorry, but we're gonna have to eat one of you. I made it! But the problem is: I'm gonna die!

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Here's a good one of mine.

The Best Way To Kill A Mosquito by Beeko180 9-30-08

Honey! There's another Mosquito! Ughhh! I'll get the chair....... *THWAK* Watch out for the- Never mind. For the last time, I did not mean to throw a chair at my neighbour. The dead cat in your living room says different.

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Jack Sparrow and the Philosophers Stone: Dating Service by Beeko180 10-14-08

Crack that whip! Give the past the slip! Before the Cream sits out too long! You must whip it! Step on a crack! Break your Mama's back! When a problem comes along!You must whip it! When something's going wrong! You must whip it! Now whip it! Into shape! Shape it! Get straight! Go forward! Move ahead! Try to detect it! It's not too late! To whip it! Whip it good! My Name is Jack Sparrow, I'm 42 and I live on a ship. My pay depends on how many desert-islands I get marooned on.

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When Parents Get Scared by Beeko180 10-18-08

Hey Dad, Can I have an X-Box? No. Bobby storms up to his room........... Now Dad will have to give me an X-Box!!!!!! THUD CRASH KABANG CRACKLE He'll be alright. He's just going through his period. That's what you said when he torched the flag.

Brain Fight by Beeko180 10-18-08

Ok, all you gotta do is follow the four simple steps: stab, steal, drag and burn. Now, go ahead and stab her. Wait, I thought you were going to stab her! But I thought you were! Why won't you do it if you're so smart!!! What are you saying young man? Uhhh...... A slice of ham?