...in the most flagrantly public way possible, although people say she did it for the money, because...

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... the pictures, movies, and chat room at her webpage, where for five dollars ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

...you can buy a movie of her frotting with a Glasweigian, one who only does it so he can get money to get out of the ass-wiping industry and into the...

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... starring role of the hottest new reality show "Who Wants to Felch a Millionaire", which is a cross between "Fear Factor" and ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

...Chris Tarrant ramming a ram horn up his ramhole, an act so despicable it was condemned by the United...

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

Mothers for Disunity, a self-loathing group who...

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...loathe themselves hard, while huge numbers of...

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

... smelly hairy yaks are milked daily in order to make the pungent cheese prized by ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

...boinky and his pet...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

...owl pellet -- the last mortal remains of his beloved hamster, yet he insists on carrying the thing around; cooing to it and stroking it's fur as if it were still alive, and I almost feel sorry for the poor bastard, but then I remember that time he...

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

... grabbed the rope from the topsail, swung down from the crow's nest making a perfect three-point landing on the main deck, and thrusting his pelvis rythmically while saying ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

...the Hungarian equivalent of...

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..."He's dead, Jim!" while doing an excellent imitation of DeForest Kelley, who, like boinky's hamster is also dead, though Kelley is not quite as dead as you would think, because (picking up an idea from Leonard Nimoy) prior to his death he transferred his living soul, his "Katra," to none other than...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

... Lady J, who is in the process of ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

...regenerating into the 9th incarnation of Doctor Who, who...

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... will be well-loved by children and geeks worldwide, in spite of her annoying habit of ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

...shouting "Get outta my damn head you green-blooded Vulcan hamster freak!", but she'll win back the ratings with her catchphrase...

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... "You Daleks Are Fixin' To Git A Heap Of Whoop-Ass", and due to her costume which consists of ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

...nothing but a Gaelic tattoo on each nipple, which makes the villains go...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

...anywhere else, pretty much, so long as the people there have clothes, or... at the very least...

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

...well-formed lines recited with reasonable believability, which is a tall order, especially when you consider the condition of awl-manufacturing in Rwanda, a country which...

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...was named after me, only without the R, and...

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

also its hutus and tutsis aren't nearly as cute as pita's, though there was that one incident in 1977 when ...

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...she drank six screaming bottles of Chateauneuf du Pape (of which I may buy a bottle, out of curiosity, if pita can recommend a vintage and vinyard), as she ran about naked in front of the Pope's new house that he built in...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

... close proximity to Michael Jackson's Neverland, where he and Jackson ...

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