Nightmare chicken by Mella 4-06-01

LOOK UPON ME FOR I AM YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE! No you're not.

V-G Day by battlekow 2-13-02

You lookin' forward to Valentine's Day man? Yeah, it's gonna be great! I can't wait to see the look on Vicky's face, dude. We should definitely bring a camera to capture the effects. So you got the AK's? Oh, don't forgot the napalm. Check and check. Who's house you wanna hit first, your ex's or mine's?

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What are the odds of that?

78:2

Life with Me by mattn 5-17-03

I think its sad how the people these days don't emulate the pure a sacred things during the holidays anymore..always nintendo and dumbed down humor. you know? dude. I TOTALLY farted!

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Limits by Ender2300 2-22-03

So... Can I... Uh... No...

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Friend Computers by jdlevin 2-17-05

10010101011 10111001001 10001000111 1001000100101 1010001001011 10011101001 10100001001 10111000111 1001000100101 1011111001011   2   HAHAHAHAHAHA

Three-panel Limbo: Part 46 by WHELTON 3-05-04

Brenda, as you know, things have been a little slow around here business-wise. I've hired a consultant to work on our business flow situation. He said he can "actualize" a new "paradigm" for us. You do know this is just a coffee shop... right? Shut up and actualize me a double latte, or your paradigm will involve unemployment.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

So, you think you're important... by rssmith 2-04-03

An op appears in #adultsonly... Hey, Tyranneous! What you up to? I'm attempting to break into the FBI via a spoofed connection routed through uzbekistan. Oh, okay FINE. I'm playing online poker.

Many people here need the following information:

The Equation For These Damned Things by GreenwindII 7-27-04

The Introduction. The Setup. The Punchline.

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I had to make a comic responding to that instructional comic:

The REAL Formula Here: by DragonXero 2-24-05

Dick Joke/Fart Joke/Gay Joke Inside Joke Nail in the head and/or fire.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Tragic Yuppie by nonamejane 11-18-01

Suicide Attempters Annonymous And then starbucks discontinued my favorite mochaccino, so i thought "What ever is this world coming to?" I knew i had to end my coffeeless life. I decided to gas myself, but my BWM was on empty. So I drove to the gas station to fill up one last time. Hmm, yes, I can feel your pain. What ended up stopping you? They were out of premium gasoline.

American Freedom Rocks - the card game by hipperthanu 2-22-03

This comic brought to you by Shell! These "American Freedom Rocks!" trading cards are the coolest! Yeah I totally agree! Screw baseball, Magic: The Gathering, or those LAME Pokemon losers, America is all you need! Hey man, I'll trade you three Osama bin Laden's for a Saddam Hussein!? Oh I dunno, can you throw in a few UN Inspectors and a couple freedom restricting Patriot Acts? Hmm.. I dunno.. is Saddam really worth all that? I'll have to think about it... Wait..wait.. he has lasereyes, right? Damn fucking right he has lasereyes!

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

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Veto that "Bill" by pseudonymnemonic 6-05-01

Look, Bill... for the last time... porn star names constitute as Pro Nouns and cannot be used in Scrabble.

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Poop.

.haxxor//sig part 1 by BanzaiCarter 10-05-03

I CANNOT LOG OUT OF THE INTERNET. I AM A TOUGH, COMELY LASS. WANT ANY HELP? EAT SHIT AND DIE, WOMAN. *teleports out* I CANNOT LOG OUT OF THE INTERNET BECAUSE I'M A DEPRESSED WIZARD, CAN YOU HELP ME? TRY TURNING OFF THE COMPUTER RETARD?!

.haxxor//sig part II by BanzaiCarter 10-05-03

I am an excessively flamboyant yet powerful player! Give me your member address! Fuck you. I WARNED HER. MEANWHILE I met some random wizard that was rude and couldn't log out, but he ignored me! I'M WORRIED Hmm, I met the same guy. Let's stand here and discuss it for the next 10 minutes, because THIS SHOW HAS SHITTY PACING.

.haxxor//sig part 3 by BanzaiCarter 10-06-03

YOUR HIGHNESS I AM A LOYAL KNIGHT THAT PLEDGES LOYALTY TO YOU IN THIS DANGEROUS CYBERWORLD you're creepy. IT IS THE HONOR OF THE CRIMSON KNIGHTS, A GREAT ORGANIZATION DEVOTED TO AN ONLINE GAME, THAT I AND WE LOYALLY SERVE YOU. my god you're creepy, get away IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO FOR YOU, MY LIEGE?! I AM A KNIGHT yes, get the fuck away from me.

FLCL: THE LOST EPISODE by BanzaiCarter 10-19-03

EYEBROWS EYEBROWS EYEBROWS EYEBROWS EYEBROWS OH NO MY FOREHEAD

Lupin the II!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by BanzaiCarter 10-27-03

I'm Lupin the II! I'm super space monkey!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quite a lovely baby you have there. Too bad it's mine for me to cannibalize!!! *YOINK* HAY GIVE THAT BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wacky chase scene ensues! LOOOOOOPAWN!!!! RETURN THAT BABY YOU COMMUNIST FIEND! YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME GRANDADDY

[Click to view comic: 'BEEG OH: SHOW TIME!!!!!! Battle in Paradigm city']

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!