RCL no. 2138 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-28-10

You make $60,000 a year for doing nothing except wearing that outfit? Yes. I spent five years in college to get an MBA, and I only make $55K! Who knew that being a class clown throughout grammar school would actually pay off? I think I'll go shoot my 12th grade guidance counselor...

Pointless Farmyard Funnies by biped 3-20-10

Hi! I'm Chucky Ducky Doodle! Wait, don't tell me... this is the part where I'm supposed to give a flying fuck. OINK! OINK!

Michelle, Shocked by biped 3-21-10

Hey, Michelle! Let's deface some of these headstones with profanity! (GASP!) How SHOCKING!!! What's the matter, dear? You look shocked. YOU WOULD BE TOO if your best friend had just suggested something so...so MONSTROUSLY HORRIBLE!!! Thirty years earlier... Hey, Edna! Let's dig up some DEAD PEOPLE and FUCK 'em! COOL!!!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Granulated Lloyd by biped 3-31-10

I hereby declare you to be... GRANULATED! NO!!! NOOOOOO!!! MWAH-HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! HEEEELP!!! I'M GRANULATED BY AN EVIL WIZARD!!! DAMN IT, Lloyd! You got all in the hot dogs and chip dip again! I CAN'T HELP IT!!! I'M GRANULATED!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

If I could have any superpower ... by kaufman 4-14-10

I'd really love to be able to fly. Or maybe invisibility. Come to think of it, x-ray vision would be great. Heh heh heh. Yeah! X-ray vision. To be able to see through a sealed envelope and know for sure if I signed that check ... Oh man, I'm really getting too old for this shit, aren't I?

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MC Hammer and his Ex.

Can't touch this.

by Beeko180, 4-08-10

Short Term Memory Suicide by Beeko180 4-04-10

Flawless Plan by Beeko180 4-03-10

I'm afraid I have to kill you Johnny. You've become too much of a threat. You're making a big mistake. in 24 hours the police will be knocking on your door. Better close down the investigation. This guy is just too smart.

 

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Free Cable. by Beeko180 2-10-10

I figured out how to fix the Tv. How? Well, if you go over to the neighbours and take their cable satellite all will fall into place. You know that's illegal right? Why don't you ever like my ideas?

Racing Car by Beeko180 2-10-10

Hey baby, wanna see me park my racing car? Really? That sounds wonderful! Great, now turn around. Ok.

 

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"NON-SEA MONKEYS COMICS" not starring: Sea Monkeys by biped 4-26-10

How'd your date with Vickie go last night, Bill? Out-standing, Dave! She said my scrotum passed the touch, taste, and smell test--with "flying colors"! Gosh, Bill...what's your secret? It's no secret, Dave...it's my old pal, SCRO-TEX!!! Scro-Tex... dependable personal hygiene products for men. Because a cool, confident scrotum means a cool, confident you!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

How ET Would Have Went in Real Life by Beeko180 5-01-10

What the hell, where are we? ET, We've been offered thousands of dollars. We'll get a huge mansion and all the supplies we need. Cool, so can I pack my stuff? When are we leaving? You're not coming ET. My family is. I'm sorry ET.

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Yiff Takes Batfuck to a Whole New Level

Your place or mine?

by NooniePuuBunny, 5-06-10

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Groovy! - PC on your PC by edoggydog 5-06-10

Groovy! now presents an episode from "Political Correctness Gone Awry Theater"... Would you like some freshly ground African-American pepper on your salad? Groovy! Tune in next week for another episode from "Political Correctness Gone Awry Theater".

Pool Fool by biped 5-10-10

Hold it--you'll have to wash your feet before you can go into the pool. Oops! I must've waded through the blood of my last victims. Wait...that's BLOOD? You're a KILLER? Yes. Well, I'm sorry, sir, but this pool has a "No Killers" policy.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

A Shocking Comic Trafficking in Stereotypes: DADT Repeal by boloboffin 5-27-10

Heaven preserve us! They're going to let gays serve openly in the armed forces! Well, if they want to serve their country... They don't want to serve their country! They want to fellate unsuspecting soldiers while they sleep in their bunks! How awful! Is this where I sign up to join the army?

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

RCL no. 2195 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-02-10

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Has anyone seen my nephew? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ You know... The narcoleptic, paraplegic boy I brought to work today? Anyone? Wait... What the FUCK? ZZZZZZZZZZZZ GODDAMMIT! WHICH ONE OF YOU JERKHOLES PUT HIM IN A TRASH CAN AND PLACED IT OUT BY THE CURB??

You Are Not My Father by Xuanwu 6-04-10

Winston, when someone asks if you're a god, you say YES! Uh... I don't think that's going to work here.

RCL no. 2219 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-30-10

Dude... Your eyes are bulging as if you're trying to hold in a major fart! Save yourself. What? I.....don't.....know.....how.... .......longer.....I......can......... .......hold...........it.................. .........................................in. FIRE IN THE HOLE!!

Green by not_Scyess 7-01-10

That skirt looks like it's made of recycled fabrics. It is. Green is the new black. HEY, NIGGER! GET OFF MY LAWN!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

RCL no. 2223 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-01-10

Here's the plan... You cut me out of this cage, and I fly to Miami where I lead a life of sexual debauchery... What happens to me? Well, once my owner discovers it was you who let me out, he'll probably take you down to the local salvage yard and have you crushed. Okay... What's the downside? And, they call me a "birdbrain"!

Groovy! - A Tribute to cpausti by edoggydog 7-06-10

I'm taking a new type of birth control where my period only comes once every four months... Groovy! Wait. Won't that cause all the blood to back up and cause a major flow when your period finally does come? Speaking of which... Will you excuse me while I go to the restroom?

RCL no. 2247 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-09-10

EEEEEEEK!!! This lady just lost her son in a gruesome car accident... EEEEEEEK!!! He was texting while driving, crossed the median, and now his mother is staring at his severed head lying in the gutter. EEEEEEEK!!! This public service announcement was brought to you by Farrelly Brothers Mortuary, where we encourage you assholes to keep texting while driving!

RCL no. 2258 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-13-10

Oh, God. I just crapped my pants! Hey, Bill... Check out that guy over on the sidewalk. Dammit, I should have worn underwear today... He's been standing there motionless for awhile now. It seems suspicious. Ooooh, I can feel the shit sliding down the back of my legs! You better go frisk him in case he's hiding a bomb or something...

Groovy! - This was an actual commercial I saw on TV! by edoggydog 7-19-10

We will return to When Cottage Cheese Goes Bad on the Food Channel after this commercial... Groovy! ... and I had to learn the hardway that my feminie wash wasn't covering up my vaginal odor. Huh? "How the hell did she learn the 'hardway' that her feminine wash wasn't covering up her vaginal odor?" Holy shit! What's that horrible smell? *GASP* Does this mean I lost the promotion?

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/edoggydog

"NON-STROTHER MARTIN COMICS" not starring: Strother Martin by biped 7-31-10

BOCK...BOCK... BAAAWWK!!! BWAAAAWWK!!! BUH-GEEEEEEK!!! I knew I should've paid the extra money for a human brain transplant instead of a chicken brain transplant. Daddy, Mommy's in the front yard digging up worms and eating them. Well, pumpkin, we can't all have totally normal Mommies, now, can we? BOCK...BOCK... BWAAAWK... DAAAAAAAAAD!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Did You Get The Memo? by ZMannZilla 7-30-10

I swear, the way they do the Consumer Queue process makes no sense. I don't know why we need to fill the forms out in triplicate. Well, I agree, but for the sake of argument, consider this: filling forms in triplicate is the best way to drive a mortal's fragile mind to the brink of madness. From this brink, the human mind can finally see the dark machinations of the Old Ones and prepare for the coming of R'lyeh. I really hate it when you play Cthulhu's Advocate.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Groovy! - More "Political Correctness Gone Awry Theater" by edoggydog 8-06-10

The reason why your engine is running rough is that it's RETARDED! I prefer if you you say MENTALLY HANDICAPPED, you insensitive bastard! "Retarded" means the timing is dialed back 2%, dumbass! Oh. Sorry. Join us next time for another episode of "Political Correctness Gone Awry Theater"...