Thank god. I would hate to host another one of these cups - it takes forever. Nively done evil_d.

And you can take your foot off my neck now.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Hey, not so fast... you would have to make it past me first. Not that you couldn't, but it's not a foregone conclusion...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Winner of Round #3, Match #2: evil_d

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At last, we have reached the finals! Yippee.

Rules for Round #4, Final Match:

fuzzyman vs. evil_d

For this match, you need to combine the following five elements:

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[*]a made-up law of physics: Einstein's Theory of Relative Idiocy
[*]a misremembered platitude: "I gave him a real mouthful."
[*]a dangerous place: The Surface of the Sun
[*]a superhero: Captain Underpants
[*]a horrible or at least very unpleasant disease: Norwegian Laughing Sickness
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(Boy, am I glad that I don't have to make a comic with these rules! Ha ha!)

Please post your comics within 72 hours, players...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Hey, not so fast... you would have to make it past me first. Not that you couldn't, but it's not a foregone conclusion...

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Don't get me wrong! I tried and I lost even before I made it to the finals where you more than likely would have stomped me. I'm just glad to be out of harm's way (for once).

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I woke up at 5:30 on a Saturday morning, and suddenly is was all clear to me.

Habits of Highly Effective Superheroes and their Sidekicks by fuzzyman 12-01-01

Captain Underpants I have to wash my Indestructible Underpants on the surface of the sun to get out the Super Skidmarks! It's a dangerous place, but Tightey Whiety Boy helps me out! I always keep a lookout for evil villains, though sometimes I peek at Captain Underpants’ secret Super Birthmark. Super Britainman When an arch enemy infects me with Norwegian Laughing Sickness, my Super Pub Sense gets all bolloxed up, but The Glasgow Kid keeps me from doing anything I'd regret. Once, Super Britainman got really drunk and touched me in a naughty place, and I gave him a real mouthful, all right. Doctor Megabrain According to Einstein’s Theory of Relative Idiocy, my Mega Brain seems even smarter when I'm near stupid people, so I surround myself with idiots! Isn't that right, Awfully Brain Damaged Boy? Poop stinky!

I'm going back to sleep now.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Thanks for the great match, Spankling. For a while I thought you were going to do to me what I'd done to Andy.

Fuzzyman's strip is worthy competition indeed. All I can say is I'm glad I had 72 hours to think up a entry, because the idea I was working with last night was a lot less funny than this.

Comic Cup 6 - At the Home for Retired Superheroes by evil_d 12-01-01

We sure had some great times back in the day, eh Captain Underpants? Remember that time we fought the Criminal Union of Men, and you had to fly to the surface of the sun to capture their leader? Called himself The Vacuum 'cause he had superhuman sucking abilities. Yeah, I gave him a real mouthful. Or what about that time Doctor Enormous, with that foot-long brain of his, tried to lecture us on Einstein's Theory of Relative Idiocy? I used my superpowered laughter to make him crack. I always thought you'd just gotten Norwegian Laughing Sickness. No, I never had that... but I recall the time you did. We'd hired sixteen male escorts for the night. No sooner did I pull off my trousers than you came down with a case that infected the lot of them! Highly contagious, that Norwegian Laughing Sickness is.

And here's a special bonus strip, not part of my entry of course, but just because I thought it was amusing. It's actually my first CP parody ever.

Norwegian cowboy physics by evil_d 11-30-01

One day at the ranch... So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha, ha! What the fuck are you laughing about? Sorry. Norwegian Laughing Sickness.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

as much as i hate it the evil one has it in my books

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Evil_d

Evil_d's made me chuckle, but fuzzyman's made me laugh out loud, so he gets my vote this time.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

fuzzyman

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Wow! Funny entries in a final! I vote for fuzzyman!

The evil one seems to have this uncanny knack for making it to the finals in these things... This would be the thrid time, now. Most admirable.

fuzzyman

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

eeeeevil-d

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

fuzzyman

o/` I once had a girl, or should I say she once had me?
She showed me her throat - it's extra thick: Norwegian Sick.

She told me she worked in the morning and started to laugh.
Her head sprouted fjords and sprung up just like a giraffe's.

And when I awoke I was alone, this bird had flown.
So I lit a candle, laughed at the wick, Norwegian Sick. o/`

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

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o/` I once had a girl, or should I say she once had me?
She showed me her throat - it's extra thick: Norwegian Sick.

She told me she worked in the morning and started to laugh.
Her head sprouted fjords and sprung up just like a giraffe's.

And when I awoke I was alone, this bird had flown.
So I lit a candle, laughed at the wick, Norwegian Sick. o/`

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Is this what happens to one's brain when too many long hours are spent writing a dissertation or were you born this way?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

If I wasn't born that way, I acquired it long before penning the first words of ye olde dyssertation.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Fuzzyman

Poop Stinky indeed.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Fuzzyman

Poop Stinky indeed.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

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Fuzzyman

Poop Stinky indeed.

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Fuzzyman

Poop Stinky indeed.

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Hey! One vote per customer! This ain't Chicago, buddy.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

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Fuzzyman

Poop Stinky indeed.

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Fuzzyman

Poop Stinky indeed.

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Hey! One vote per customer! This ain't Chicago, buddy.

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Yes it is.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Captain Fuzzypants

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This is not my empire.

OK, I thought I'd leave the voting open a bit longer, but it has been long enough...

Winner of Comic Cup 6: fuzzyman!

Thanks for playing, all.

And now our winner, fuzzyman, will read the closing credits in the style of a drunken kaufman...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

So close! I was hoping to win the title of "first two-time Comic Cup champion". Well, that's still available, I guess, but I think I'll step aside for a while and make room for those who haven't played yet.

Congratulations, fuzzyman. You sure earned the victory.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

evil_d, you made me work for it. As did everyone else I made it past along the way. But you were by far the toughest.

Roll Credits by fuzzyman 12-05-01

Thank yoush for washing Comic Cup... Cup... Six! Our Key Grip wash Spankling.... Best Boy wash... uh.... Spankling... Hee. Sorry, I'm... a little... tipsy! Hee hee! I guessh I should lay off the catnip.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.