CC 45. Sorry.

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CC 45: XXXtreme Stripping by BigEvilDan 7-18-01

Hi, I'm here to compete in Microsoft's Lowpass Xtreme Stripping Competion. Yes, your Microsoft Windows computer, complete with Microsoft Internet Explorer is right over there. Right beside the Microsoft Xtreme Monopoly signups. Great, now I just reach into my big bag of donkey sodomy jokes and write a funny strip. I wonder why they call this "Xtreme", anyway... Hi there. Are you ready to do some Xtreme dramatization of your strip? I guess that explains it. And the one time I find a funny use for the fire prop, too...

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CC 45 - XTreme Crabby by gabe_billings 7-18-01

Where's crabby? He's due to rollerblade through the gila monster nest pretty soon! Well, he thought the best way to get ready was to go chug some Mountain Dew. And? He was trying to get the machine to give him a free can and it fell on him. He's trapped under it right now, screaming for help. HOLY SHIT! Is that Gabrielle Reece? None other. Let's go talk to her. Maybe she'll autograph my dick.

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Omelets for everyone! by kaufman 7-19-01

Hello, this is Emily Littela reporting from the Borden Egg-Stream sports champoinships. Looks like we have a winner here. This fine specimen has honked out a stream of 9,365 eggs in the past 2 1/2 hours. We may be seeing a new world re... Uh, Emily, you're supposed to be covering the Xtreme Sports championships, not the Egg Stream games. You know, rock-climbing, sky-skating, Cthulhu-waking... Oh, I see. That's different. Never mind.

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CC 45: Xtremely Dummer than ever, now with Dumm Merchandise by Drexle 7-17-01

Hey Flub! What's up? Oh man, Holly, I just got the urge to try something exciting! Xtreme Watersports! I got the urge from watching that Xtreme Oyster Harvesting special on TV! Woah, you're into that sort of thing? So am I! Yeah, I've got my official Xtreme snorkel, and my Xtreme Goggles, and my Xtreme little arm-wrapping-floaty-fins! Silly, you're not going to need any of that stuff... let me show you some REAL Xtreme Watersports... Open wide!!! *Tinkle Tinkle* AAAaghhh!! *Glub* *Glub* what the *glub* are you *glubbb!!*

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