I almost handed this off to bunner, but I was afraid it'd just keep going round and round until it caught fire. So.
1. The subject is "Xtreme" sports. Suicide or natural selection? Fad or hype? Irritating or annoying? Explore.
2. "Xtreme" product tie-ins, the stupider the better.
3. If you are not familiar with the "Xtreme" ad crap (for example, you are a woman or an Australian), too bad. Just Google it and use whatever comes up.
4. The term "sports" may include sexual practices, but any such gags had better be funny.
The contest ends Thursday at 5-something PM EST. I'm trying to speed things up a little.
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