CC 208: Devil and Bullman by Trippingbillee 9-02-03

Hey, Bullman, you wanna go back in time? Do I!? It'll be awhile. My time machine shares my internet connection, and I've got a lot of porn files downloading at the moment.

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Sex Piano.

Let's have another in-joke:

CC 208: Dig this. by lukket 9-03-03

You got an idea for the CC, Jon? Yes. I have a great idea. I'll let Digger travel back to the year 1900. Why? Oh it will be incredibly funny. Nobody will understand a single word of what he will say. It will be hilarious. How is that different from Digger in 2003? You got me. Better get back to the old drawing board.

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Back in Time I by CrunchyCheese 9-03-03

dude - partying in the 21st century sucks. Beer is too expensive and I'm always broke No doubt. But I have a solution! This time machine will take us back to the early 1900s And how is that going to help? Beers were about ten cents each - think about how much more we could buy I am so there All aboard for the roaring 20s!

Back in Time II by CrunchyCheese 9-03-03

Pardon me office, but can you tell me what today's date is? You don't know boy? It's January 17, 1920 awesome! Now where can a fella get a cold beer around here? Beer? Prohibition started yesterday son. Matter of fact, you're breaking the law jsut by holding that one. You cunt...

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

CC whatever number this is: Perspective/Relativity by KungChiFu 9-04-03

Baghdad... You call THIS a war? Travel back in time with me to 8:16 on the morning of August 6, 1945, in Hiroshima, Japan. Now THIS... THIS is a war!

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

CC in 1900: WEEEE in 1900 by Zegota 9-04-03

1900 huh? Yup D'They have pot in 1900? Sure AWESOME! AWESOME!

Arnie for President! by Zegota 9-04-03

I am the Terminator, I have been sent back to the year 2003 to find John Connor, are you John Connor? Well, feck me, you stupid tin bastard, you're in 1900, not 1986. But fer one chance in a million yer standing in front of the one and only John O'Connor. O'Connor?

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

CC208: Filing Clerk 1900 by mmyers 9-05-03

Hey, filing clerk, we're going to need you to stay late today and work on this lawsuit for us. Screw this, man, I'm going to take my time machine and go to a simpler time, maybe I'll be a cowboy or something. This is going to be 10 times cooler than living in the boring old 21st century. Howdy partner, I'm a cow poke looking for a job as a cow rangler or a farm person thingy. Well, we don't have any openings for cowboys but we are looking to find someone to sort all the paperwork we keep on the cows, if'n you're organized, I mean.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Ok...I almost hope I never win another contest because it was really tough picking just one wiener, er winner.

I must say that everyone's entries were good, but only a few can make the honorable mentions. Here's some that really made me laugh...

mmyers -

CC208: Filing Clerk 1900 by mmyers 9-05-03

Hey, filing clerk, we're going to need you to stay late today and work on this lawsuit for us. Screw this, man, I'm going to take my time machine and go to a simpler time, maybe I'll be a cowboy or something. This is going to be 10 times cooler than living in the boring old 21st century. Howdy partner, I'm a cow poke looking for a job as a cow rangler or a farm person thingy. Well, we don't have any openings for cowboys but we are looking to find someone to sort all the paperwork we keep on the cows, if'n you're organized, I mean.

Chi_the_Cynic -

CC 208: Our Next Stop Will Be London, Circa 1900 by Chi_The_Cynic 9-02-03

Asian Girl meets Victorian Christianity Sucky sucky four dollah? What manner of child are you? Get back on your boat, young Hottentot! Tobor meets The Age Of Invention ..and if I hear anymore about this "corn holing" balderdash, I'll sell you for scrap to that young enterprising Mr. Faraday! Tobor not like nineteen hundreds Pedantic meets Moriarty I fear that in a war of words, my dear Doctor, I have the upper hand! This is hell. Everybody speaks such perfect English, I've got nothing to be picky about!

jes_lawson -

CC 208: Derivative vaudeville by jes_lawson 9-02-03

I say, I say, I say! My dog has no nose! My heavens! Then how does he smell? Terrible! Why sir, you are the living end! I raise my hat to you for that marvellous jest! How is your mother?

Rabid_Weasle -

CC 208: Ye Olde Cowboy Physics by Rabid_Weasle 9-02-03

One day at Ye Olde Ranche... So then I retorted by saying, "The possibility that such an event occuring in which rotor turbines generate gravitrons upon their own accord is highly proposterous!" Ha ha! What in the name of Great Ceasar's ghost are you getting on about?

lukket -

CC 208: Dig this. by lukket 9-03-03

You got an idea for the CC, Jon? Yes. I have a great idea. I'll let Digger travel back to the year 1900. Why? Oh it will be incredibly funny. Nobody will understand a single word of what he will say. It will be hilarious. How is that different from Digger in 2003? You got me. Better get back to the old drawing board.

kaufman's granny and the kid series
boorite's Buffalo 1901 series

And the winner is...

ObiJo and the wonderfulness that is the Wirthling Sucks series. Humor, and a surprising plot twist!

Congrats Obi, it's all yours.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Woohoo!

Thanks, niteowl.

I'll try to think of a contest idea that doesn't suxxor too much, and post something today or tomorrow.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.