8^O

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

8|

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Poop.

;8-L

:l

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

:S

[NAME] told me his [LAST NAME] ^_^;;

[NAME] is a fuckwad. [NAME] never admits to being such a fuckwad though. She likes to suck cock while humming Christmas songs. [NAME], in short, sucks.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

These are the worst mad libs I've ever played.

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AFROMANS MOVE

Now that we've established [NAME] is a girl, I can't help but think it's me. Guilty concience, I guess.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

awwwwwww...

in that case, [name] is ok. stop picking on her.

Actually, it seems we've established that [NAME] is a hermaphrodite.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

See? What did I say? [NAME] has always been nothing but nice to me. A well-spoken, loyal individual, that [NAME]. Who was there when Rabid_Weasle was hooked on heroine and powdered monkey jizz? That's right, it was [NAME]. [NAME] came along and Rabid_Weasle stopped injecting freebased powdered monkey jizz into his eyeballs. Now he's only addicted to heroine and psoriasis flakes. [NAME] is a goddamn saint, and I'll be damned if anyone speaks a word against the good name of [NAME].

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

You know what? Last night I saw [NAME] and DragonXero together... at [RESTAURANT].

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Poop.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

(Dragon|X) ITS YOU!
(nate) [name] is such a doofus
([NAME]) HEY DX, I GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU
(boorite) I prefer dragonxero as a cure fan
(boorite) lool
(Dragon|X) Oh shit.
(Dragon|X) Its [NAME].
([NAME]) why do you have to keep saying shit about me?
(Ewwwww) :O
::: nate is now known as n|ate
(boorite) totally lool
(Dragon|X) BECAUSE YOU SUCK!
(Ewwwww) :O
(Dragon|X) You have lied the the american people.
(n|ate) you're right this is cool
(Dragon|X) You have lied to your friends.
([NAME]) i lied to you!
([NAME]) and you're not my friend, prick
(Dragon|X) And you lied to all your lovers.
([NAME]) they knew what the relationship was
(Dragon|X) You are a horrible, horrible monster.
(Dragon|X) They did not.
(Dragon|X) They all oved you.
(Dragon|X) loved
(Dragon|X) Did you even ask them?
(boorite) STOP TALKING ABOUT ME
(Dragon|X) Did you even care?!
! [NAME] is ashamed of his giant spikes, long teeth, and purple hair
([NAME]) yes i cared!
(Dragon|X) Liar.
([NAME]) you think i like who i am
(boorite) dragon is a cure fan
::: Ewwwww is now known as b_nn_r_bb
([NAME]) so what if i make sweet love to them
(Dragon|X) IF you cared, you would have told them.
(boorite) + the smiths
([NAME]) them eat the meat from their bones
([NAME]) it's what i do
([NAME]) don't judge me!
(b_nn_r_bb) Am i you?
(n|ate) h4w
::: n|ate is now known as nate
(Dragon|X) I wish to say once and for all this prooves that neither b_nn_r_bb, nor boorite is [NAME].
([NAME]) monsters have feelings to!
(b_nn_r_bb) :O]
(b_nn_r_bb) Im not?
(b_nn_r_bb) :(
(Dragon|X) NO

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.