FTC #21 : Run Like Hell by niteowl 2-03-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... I was almost done with the report when my fawn ate it...Then she got diarrhea. So back off, I'm dealing with a lot of shit right now!

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

ELTIT SDROWKCAB :12 CTF by fzh 2-03-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... Your mom.

FTC #21: Most Blatant Attempt at Lameness by NooniePuuBunny 2-03-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... ...somebody set us up the bomb. All your data are belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha Ha Ha! What you say?

FTC #21: Encounters of the 8.7th kind (paperwork abduction) by NooniePuuBunny 2-03-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... Ehh...actually...you wouldn't believe it. Nyikki Nyikki Zuu Boing Ze bop weeedooooo! Nyaaaaaa! DUDE! GIMMIE BACK MY LAPTOP! THAT WORK IS DUE TOMARROW!

FTC #21: Windows ME Blows by NooniePuuBunny 2-03-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... ...Windows ME raped my comp before I even had a chance to do them. *on phone* Uhm! Tech support! I need you here...NOW! Good morning, Dan... Win ME will proceed to rape all of your files and self destruct because YOU SUCK! Explosion in 5...4....3...

Lameness abounds!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

FTC #21: Dan the Destroyer of Deamons in the Name of Deo. by NooniePuuBunny 2-03-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... ...it took me all night to...take out the trash...yeah... Relinquish your soul to me so that I may rape the minds of the innocent and spill their blood for my Most Vile Master!! In the name of the Lord, begone from me, foul deamon! *pulls out a sword*

FTC #21: Oh Yeah! Scraping the bottom of the barrel by NooniePuuBunny 2-03-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... None Shall Pass! Perhaps my master shall return and reward me for my faithfulness! WTF?! Step Aside! I need to get to my computer!

FTC #21: I don't need drugs to make Fu-bared comics by NooniePuuBunny 2-03-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... ...you really won't believe it, but a Tiki shaman dude chucked my laptop into an active volcano. Momba CHOOOOOMBAH! NOOOOOO! DONT THROW MY COMPUTER INTO THE VOLCANO!

And more lameness.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

FTC 21: Snickerdudels by shark_energy 2-04-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... Previous Evening... Hey, do you wanna come over and make snickerdoodles with me?

FTC 21: Horse Play by shark_energy 2-04-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... Go for it Tammy, you suck that Horse dick! Keep him steady Mary Jane. Wowzers!

FTC 21: Judgement Day by shark_energy 2-04-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... Give me your boots, your clothes, and your motorcycle

FTC 21 : One Report to Rule them All by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 2-04-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... I shall not bow to any Ranger. There will be no king of Gondor in my time.

FTC 21 : I found the Report, Justin time. by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 2-04-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... Im gonna have that report off you by the end of this night. Ooh , touch me Justin.

FTC 21 : The Krame-trix Reloaded by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 2-04-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... Im afraid i cant let you write that report, Mr Danderson.

FTC 21 : *Womaaking Out* by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 2-04-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... Grrr! Womack and Womack will eat your report! Noooo! Please , take my first born child, dont eat my report!

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

FTC 21 - True Love by Whimsy 2-04-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... Do I even need to say it?

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FTC 21 : I found the Report, Justin time. by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 2-04-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... Im gonna have that report off you by the end of this night. Ooh , touch me Justin.

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FTC 21: Curtains for Daniel? (A TRIBUTE) by ElTigreMask2K 2-04-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... o/` He's going to tell. He's going to tell. He's going to tell. He's going to tell... o/` Shut up, all of you! I told you there will be NO singing in here

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FTC 21: Masky by ElTigreMask2K 2-04-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... Daniel, why is it so bright? I feel a soothing calm coming over me. I have not finished the reports for I am the light of GOD! All shall be forgiven.

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Menthol?

... and now you know why two different Python awards are needed.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

FTC#21: War on Paperwork by UnknownEric 2-04-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... We had to order a pre-emptive strike due to the fact that you may produce Reports of Mass Destruction. Damn it.

FTC#21: I'm so laaayyyyyyyyy-zaaayyyyyyy... by UnknownEric 2-04-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... ...I'm a lazy sod.

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I has a flavor!

Or four.

FTC 21: Dead Report Sketch by Rabid_Weasle 2-04-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... What do you mean the report is pinin' for the fjords?

FTC 21: Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore! by Rabid_Weasle 2-04-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... Look, my friend. I happen to know that this is the Report Express. Damn!

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Poop.

FTC 21 : I Dean This Comic Over! by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 2-04-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... I did some writing and then some typing and some filing and some proof-reading and then yeaaaaaaaaarrrrggghhh!

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

FTC 21 : Blatant Play for the Python Award by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 2-04-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... We are the Knights who say "Ni" and you cannot have your report until you build us ..... A SHRUBBERY!

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Oh come on Perm, you can do better than that.

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Poop.

Its a blatant attempt at the Python Award. Im working on something else just now, so i cant think up original endings for this FTC.

I think a few hours of playing Toca Race Driver might help sharpen the old intellect though ....

*vroom*vroom*

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

FTC #21: I got this one off the back of the tampon box! by NooniePuuBunny 2-04-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... ...incredibly confused escaped militant kangaroos took me hostage when I walked by the zoo on my way home. Para la mejor proteccion y mayor comodidad, elija la combinacion de absorbencias adecuda a su flujo! God help me!

FTC #21: No one saw this one coming. by NooniePuuBunny 2-04-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... ...I spent most of the night looking for something... ...we are looking for Blue's Clues...cuz we're really smart!~ Look, Joe! A Clue! A Clue! hehee.

FTC #21: Letz break some rulez..shall we? by NooniePuuBunny 2-04-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. I do. I was under your desk giving you the best you've had, remember? *awkward silence*