Inspiration for the first one was from Dragonxero's hilarious entry in FTC 10.

FTC28: That Crazy Martian #2 (with a nod to DragonXero) by TheGovernor 3-22-04

Holy crap! It's a scary alien! AAGGHH! Take me to your leader. Why? What do you aliens want from us humans? You know what we want... An Illudium Q36 Explosive Space Modulator? Bingo.

FTC28: Why Aliens shouldnt watch TV by TheGovernor 3-22-04

Holy crap! It's a scary alien! AAGGHH! Take me to your leader. Why? What do you aliens want from us humans? You know what we want... For the last time, "Star Trek" was a TV series, you can't join the Federation it's just a geek-boys wet dream. Now take your alien shenanigans elsewhere. Yeah right!, next you'll be telling me you dont have a Stargate inside a mountain linking you to other planets... You dont? Ahh Crap, What about Superman?... Fictional character you say.... Bugger.

Second one was just an excuse to use the word "Shenanigans"

Have alien, will travel =P

FTC 28# - Collect Call by Melkor 3-22-04

Holy crap! It's a scary alien! AAGGHH! Take me to your leader. Why? What do you aliens want from us humans? You know what we want... uh...To phone home? Damn right! Aunt Mexerglyouz cant read the crop signals...

FTC# 28 - Relax son... by Melkor 3-22-04

Holy crap! It's a scary alien! AAGGHH! Take me to your leader. Why? What do you aliens want from us humans? You know what we want... Uh..uh...Free dental care?Uh...To save the whales?uh...hum,Dammit, I cant take the preassure!!Please dont kill me!!*sob* Why do I always get the caffeine addicted ones?...

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FTC #28 - Tasty With Milk by Project_Spam 3-22-04

Holy crap! It's a scary alien! AAGGHH! Take me to your leader. Why? What do you aliens want from us humans? You know what we want... A cookie? No, no, no! A doughnut, you imbecile!!!

FTC #28 - Infection by Project_Spam 3-22-04

Holy crap! It's a scary alien! AAGGHH! Take me to your leader. Why? What do you aliens want from us humans? You know what we want... AIDS? I'm willing to share.

Hmm... I dunno...

FTC #28: Excuse Me While I KISS This Alien by AtheistDiary 3-23-04

Holy crap! It's a scary alien! AAGGHH! Take me to your leader. Why? What do you aliens want from us humans? You know what we want... To rock 'n roll all night? And party every day.

FTC #28: Damn This Economy! by AtheistDiary 3-23-04

Holy crap! It's a scary alien! AAGGHH! Take me to your leader. Why? What do you aliens want from us humans? You know what we want... That'll be $750. FOR A CIRCLE JERK!? ARE YOU INSANE??

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

All right, nite, you fascist. Here are my three entries:

FTC 28: I'm gonna keep using this punchline till its funny by MikeyG 3-23-04

Holy crap! It's a scary alien! AAGGHH! Take me to your leader. Why? What do you aliens want from us humans? You know what we want... 20 for a handie, 40 for a hummer, and 100 bucks for in the butt. I'm glad I went to the ATM.

FTC 28: Meet Me Halfway...(buh nuh nuh)..Across this Guy! by MikeyG 3-23-04

Holy crap! It's a scary alien! AAGGHH! Take me to your leader. Why? What do you aliens want from us humans? You know what we want... Okay, but I only have time for one game of Grabass before dinner. That's cool as long as I get to be grabee.

FTC 28 - Thtop it, you Beatht! by MikeyG 3-23-04

Holy crap! It's a scary alien! AAGGHH! Take me to your leader. Why? What do you aliens want from us humans? You know what we want... If you don't thay man-ath I'm gonna be THO dithappointed! Don't be thilly, Bruthe, of COURTHE I wath gonna thay man-ath!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

The incredible multi-purpose comic strip! only at S-mart! by Melkor 3-23-04

Holy crap! It's a scary alien! AAGGHH Take me to your leader. Why? What do you aliens want from us humans? You know what we want... I'm hoping against all hope here...MikeyG? You know of this MikeyG?! I must find him, he his the Heir to King Zarkhon! Voltron awaits him!

i may be having way too much fun with this =P

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Best use of rules.txt:
niteowl

[comic]219214[/comic}219214]

You didn't see that.

FTC28: He doesn't want to moonwalk in a dog suit by fzh 3-24-04

Holy crap! It's a scary alien! AAGGHH! Take me to your leader. Why? What do you aliens want from us humans? You know what we want... To dress up like a platpus and dance the macarena with Julia Roberts at a Hindi wedding in the swiss alps? BINGO!

I like the cut of your jizz, fzh. Uh...I mean gib, totally.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

FTC-yeah, in like 9th grade by xxausrottenxx 3-25-04

Holy crap! It's a scary alien! AAGGHH! Take me to your leader. Why? What do you aliens want from us humans? You know what we want... i dont know, but stop doing that blowjob impression with your tounge, its really not funny anymore

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Best use of rules.txt:
niteowl

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Judging will commence in about 24 hours...so get crackin' kids.

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Space Pirates by EvilZak 3-26-04

Holy crap! It's a scary alien! AAGGHH! Take me to your leader. Why? What do you aliens want from us humans? You know what we want... You'd better not let the RIAA find out about this trade.

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AFROMANS MOVE

Here we go, judging time...

The Hat Trick 3 good comics worthy of mention

1. Rabid_Weasle -

FTC 28: Anything But That! by Rabid_Weasle 3-20-04

Holy crap! It's a scary alien! AAGGHH! Take me to your leader. Why? What do you aliens want from us humans? You know what we want... ... NO! Not that! You evil monster! Like a preacher needs pain, aliens need porn.

2. MikeyG -

FTC 28 - Thtop it, you Beatht! by MikeyG 3-23-04

Holy crap! It's a scary alien! AAGGHH! Take me to your leader. Why? What do you aliens want from us humans? You know what we want... If you don't thay man-ath I'm gonna be THO dithappointed! Don't be thilly, Bruthe, of COURTHE I wath gonna thay man-ath!

3. AtheistDiary -

FTC #28: Damn you, Niteowl! by AtheistDiary 3-21-04

Holy crap! It's a scary alien! AAGGHH! Take me to your leader. Why? What do you aliens want from us humans? You know what we want... Look, Niteowl said no different poses, ok? FOR FUCK'S SAKE, MAN, I NEED TO SCRATCH MY BALLS!

The Batman Award for giving me a mental image of Jack Nicholson as The Joker

Goes to: ChalyGryffon

For the Comic:

FTC #28: Botox by ChalyGryffon 3-21-04

Holy crap! It's a scary alien! AAGGHH! Take me to your leader. Why? What do you aliens want from us humans? You know what we want... Antidotes for the Botox injections? FOR GOD'S SAKE, I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO STOP SMILING SINCE TAKING THAT RIGHT AT THE CRAB NEBULA!

The Truth Award This would really happen

Goes to: EvilZak

For the Comic:

Space Pirates by EvilZak 3-26-04

Holy crap! It's a scary alien! AAGGHH! Take me to your leader. Why? What do you aliens want from us humans? You know what we want... You'd better not let the RIAA find out about this trade.

Most Political

Goes to: lukket

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 28: Probably not so bad']..it's political in a roundabout way...

Funniest Comic to Nerds

Goes to: TheGovernor

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC28: That Crazy Martian #2 (with a nod to DragonXero)']

Most Sexual

Goes to: MikeyG

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 28: I'm gonna keep using this punchline till its funny']

Most Ironic

Goes to: Melkor

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 28# - Collect Call']

Funniest Politically Incorrect

Goes to: xxausrottenxx

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC-playing dressup']

Most Obscure

Goes to: kaufman

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'My Invisible Rabbit Pisses All Over Your Rules']...I actually Googled "invisible rabbits and harvey" to find out the meaning behind this comic. Turns out "Harvey" is an old Jimmy Stewart flick from 1950. So, not only is this contest fun and a bitch to judge, it's educational. Thanks, kaufman!

The Tobor AwardFor funniest Inside Joke

Goes to: CowTipper

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC #28: The earth is being invaded by ALIENS!']...Cowboy Physics jokes never get old, IMO.

Best Title

Goes to: smamurai

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'Brer Carrot and the Star Baby.']

Most Similar

Goes to: possums & kaufman

For the Comics: [Click to view comic: 'I Don't Piss All Over Your Silly Rules'] & [Click to view comic: 'My Invisible Rabbit Pisses All Over Your Rules']

The AUUHHH award Of best use of being corny

Goes to: MikeyG

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 28 - Thtop it, you Beatht!']

Best use of Cliches award

Goes to: Project_Spam

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC #28 Entry - The Alien Among Us']

Bronze Award of Neatoness

Goes to: EvilZak

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'Space Pirates']

Silver Award of Excellence

Goes to: TheGovernor

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC28: That Crazy Martian #2 (with a nod to DragonXero)']

Psychic Award

Goes to: The_Kingpin

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC #28: The Entry']
My comic was: [Click to view comic: 'FTC #28 Psychic']

Creativity Award

Goes to: kaufman

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'My Invisible Rabbit Pisses All Over Your Rules']

Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)

Goes to: lukket

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 28: Probably not so bad']

Great comic, lukket. #29 is all yours.

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